Scotland - The True Country of the Free
 

No-one has ever properly conquered Scotland. The Roman Empire had the shit beaten out of them so badly they had to build a wall across the length of England to keep the Scotish out.

90% of the most important inventions were created by Scots. Look at your monitor it was invented by a Scot just like the computer. Alexander Bell was Scotish.

Shit the Scotish even fucked the Americans more than any other race by creating MCDonalds and making you all fat.

Go to the Highlands and realise what life is. The highlands breath inspiration into you.

The great thing is this post will be slated by people who have never been and dont know what the land does to you.

In all the the recent wars when the US and the UK fucked people the first people in on the ground were Black Watch. Black Watch are from Glasgow.

To all the Irish fuckers on this board that tried to take on the UK by blowing up innocent people.....get some honour....that is why we never stuck by you. We fought against their soldiers.

Fuck I am just a drunk Scot who is rambling bollocks. Thank fuck I make $500k per month....


Love all of you xxx
P.S. I will show anyone who states in this thread that Scotland is great how to convert at worst 1 in 150.

I went to Scotland and they made me get drunk and eat haggis.