"When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman.
 

"When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."

That could easily be turned into a sick porn story that ends in jail time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

so thats what they callin it now?

so do you still want uncle caveman?