Maddox's reviews rock. CHILDREN'S ART WORK [pic]
 

By Maddox:

More crappy children's art work

The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....crapart2_4.jpg
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F

MORE:
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule2

the man is a genius. only blog worth reading

does he live off his shit, or does he have a job?

most of his articles mention his job.