talent scouts are fucking stupid
 

i go to an interview and the mofo thinks i'm going to fuck him.

I wonder why he would think that.

Strange

Was that in LA ?

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miami

What did you tell him?

"i'm going to fuck you if you give me the job"

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hehe:glugglug

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i told him i only fuck on camera.

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lol

I know he should have at least said please...

How do you know that he didn't plan to film your "interview". :)

Did he pull a camera out?

Must not have...

Works for me:

Porn Interviews

He heard from his bus driver friend that u put out

he just gave me a shocked look. like he didn't expect that one.

he must have read gfy

He's a talent scout. How can he judge your talents if you don't demonstrate?

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Why won't you fuck him? What did he ever do to you to make you treat him so badly??

Poor talent scout.

you are a whore what did he expect?

shocking.

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When i do scouting interviews, if the girl wont fuck , i at least maker her give me a b.j. for a parking voucher.

yea why would he think that??
I would certainly not think that if Mary camne into my office :Graucho

an office? LOL the mofo drove over to my house to interview me....

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He came to fuck, all that interview crap was just to get his foot into the door :1orglaugh

You told this guy where you live??


DAMN. I kind of think that was stupid.

He wasn't bus driver enough for you?

the gate writes down the drivers license and tag number. and i still have the killer dog.

great so when he kills you at least they can catch the mother fucker...does not leave you any less dead!!! just a though, but keep your home for your private life!!!

werd

so if he got out a camera you would have done it right?

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i wonder why the talent scout think that ,unless you give the motive?

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because most "talent scouts" are just losers who can't get laid and figure the whole porn star audition thing works on the Internet, why not real life?
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Did you atleast offer him a Blow Job if he bought some bandwidth?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...readid=369242&

i don't think he would know what that was

He's not the only one...

I think you're gonna fuck me too.

So if I put a camera on a tripod and pay you it's cool?

Sometimes we interview girls who you get the feeling are not as able, willing and ready to fuck as they think. It's just a feeling.

So we have options, tell the girls that she cannot do boy-girl because we feel she is not able to do it. Or shoot her and hope that she does the job right.

Problem with option one is she will tell you she can regardless of what you think, problem with option two is you can waste a lot of time and money shooting a piece of crap.

There is third option.

Doing a porn scene requires people to fuck when you're told to and fuck properly, happily and with obvious enthusiasm. We don't need a model to push themself into doing something they are clearly not happy and willing to do.

So we ask a female if she would like to show us she can "Fuck when she's told to" when she's says yes we tell her, "So let's go fuck". She can say yes or no at this point, it's her decision.

And you are also looking for how she fucks, not that she can force herself.

There is a third opion but one no model wil ever opt for. If the scene is a load of crap and we decide we do not want it, she can pay us for our time, the boy and the film, if we shoot any. She then get's all the rights to the scene and she can sell it herself.

But as I say they never go for this one, they think it's fine for us to risk our money on a scene but not theirs.

No he's meant to sell models to clients he hopes to keep for years based on what the model says. :1orglaugh

We also employ the same system for the girls who think they can do girl girl, we ask them if they would like to try it with Eva. :Graucho

So how many girls have you turned away?

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Can't remember, usually by there reactions you can tell. We did an interview once where this was said to the girl and she agreed so happy that I said "No need to TEST you, but sex would be nice" she said why not and I told her because I was to busy. She was upset.

Another girl seemed very scared and could hardly look at me, when I told her she could never do it she told me she could, after about 3-4 times of me saying no and her saying yes she gave up came across and proceeded to fuck me stupid. Short trip. :1orglaugh

She was not as frightened as I thought, just shy, she actually stayed the night and a lot of other nights.

Eva and I have been together now 7 years and more in love than ever.