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10-11-2004 12:53 AM |
Atmosphere Lighting - Your living room light (and ideally dining room and bedroom too) should DIM to help create a soft and sexy atmosphere. And when you turn the light on, make sure not to turn it on "full blast." HAHA! Nothing kills a romantic mood like bright light shining in your eyes. Dont fuck it up with bright lighting!
Candles: Women love candles! They go great with soft music and drinks. If you buy scented candles make sure they all smell the same. If the candle smells STRONG before you buy it, its to strong. Make sure when buying a candle it only has a light sent when you smell it.
Bathroom - If she's in your apartment for more than ten minutes, she WILL go to your bathroom and check it out. The bathtub, shower, toilet, and sink should be spotless. You might also add one of those cleaning balls to your toilet to make the water colorful. That's always a good touch. You may also want to add some type of scent to your bathroom by placing a couple of stick up type things in out of sight locations.
Big FLUFFY Towels - She'll be GROSSED OUT by those small, thin towels with all the carefully crafted holes that you've been using for the last 14 years. BIG and FLUFFY will get her imagining herself draped in them after a hot shower with you! And dark blues or dark green colors tend to convey more of a "manly" impression.
EXTRA Toilet Paper - In plain view, so she doesn't have to go through your junk draws to find some!. But it shouldn't just be sitting there. The extra roll should be UNRAPPED!! Nothing is more embarresing than the LOUD CRINKLING of when your unwrapping a roll of toilet paper! Believe me she doesn't want you to think she is taking a shit! Unwrap it and set it up as almost a decoration in the in a little basket or something with other interesting things.
Around The Sink - Most guys keep every type of personal item that they've used since the last time they moved piled messily around the bathroom sink. Needless to say this is not good. Most of your stuff should be kept in the bathroom cabinets out of sight. You'll want to place only a few select things around your sink. And you choose these carefully. A couple different types of cologne (EXPENSIVE not cheap), aftershave lotion, liquid hand soap, box of tissues, a nice toothbrush holder (with a new looking toothbrush), expensive hair gel, and a couple other things
of your choosing.
Shower Curtain - A shower curtain can make or break a bathroom as most bathrooms are pretty small. Spending a few bucks here would be a great investment.
Tissues - Boxes of these in the living room, bathroom, bedroom, and everywhere else. Women always need tissues. And if she decides she wants one, and happens to find a box nearby, she'll be comfortable and impressed.
EXTRA New Toothbrush - In case things go well and she decides to spend the night!! A nice extra touch that is sure to impress her the next morning. However, you might want to fall a little short of hinting that she use it and DO NOT mention you have an extra toothbrush until the next day, youll creep her out if you mention it too early.
Most Expensive Shampoo and Conditioner - Even though you prefer rubbing your head with a bar of Dial Soap!! haha!! Don't let her know that! Make her think you actually care about yourself and treat yourself well. Have a nice bottle of shampoo and conditioner prominently displayed in the shower. (Paul Mitchell is the BOMB!) As with all personal products, the idea is to create the impression that you actually care about and respect yourself. Cheap personal products, even if you prefer them and think they're better, will create the exact opposite impression.
YOur BED - Queen is probably the best size. Big enough for two, but not so big that it looks odd in a single guy's place. And make sure that you have the bed on a cool frame. An old mattress in the corner may have been fine when you were a college freshman, but you're a MAN now. And REAL men sleep in real beds, preferably with real women riding them.
BIG Fluffy Pillows - Again, women like big and fluffy.
Cool Sheets and Comforter - When she walks by your bedroom door, she's going to look in and check out the bed. Whether or not she can VISUALIZE herself sleeping there is VERY VERY Important! Your sheets and comforter should be attractive, comfortable-looking, and INTERESTING. Plain, boring, and dull has no place in your bedroom. Do you really think she wants to sleep with a guy who's plain, boring, or dull? No fucking way! Again dark colors convey that "manly" impression that you want to make.
Condoms - Keep a variety of kinds in your nightstand or dresser near the bed. Always be prepared. You might actually one day somehow someway manage to get lucky. Yeeehaaa!
Wine - You should have at least one good bottle of wine available to drink with dinner, after dinner, or just because your a classy guy. Good doesn't necessarily mean expensive. You can get a great bottle of wine for $10 or so (Merlot or Chardonnay). Do not drink them out of regular glasses! Go buy a few wine glasses at Marshalls for cheap.
Beer - Don't have cheap beer in yoru fridge! You can drink that cheap crap when you're by yourself or watching the game with your pals, but when she's over you need something different. It should taste great and maybesomething she's never had before. To set yourself apart from all the ordinary guys! (Rolling Rock is great and chicks love Corona too.)
Non-Alcoholic Beverages - A variety of beverages including orange juice, soda, tea, and bottled water. Variety is the key so you're sure you've got something she might like.
Ice Cream - And again not the cheap brand either! Dove Bars, Haagen Daaz, or some other delicious, expensive treat will really "warm" her up.
Chocoate!- women LOVE Chocolate! Buy a few Hersheys Kiss bars and off it to her after dinner or even with wine.
So there you have it. The essentials of a smooth daddy bachelor pad. If you focus on those things listed above, not only will you pass her test, but she may not leave EVER! Good luck GFY'ers!
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