How to fuck with an inconsiderate neighbour?
 

This fucker has a stereo system that could kill a bear. His bass is so fucking loud it gives me a headache. The first night I was here I made a mistake of going down and talking to him. He was on drugs and looked like he wanted to beat me to death.


How can I fuck with this guy? There are doggy doo bins outside where people who walk their dogs put the shit. I was thinking of dumping one of those outside his door, but he would probably suspect me.

What can I do?

how do you know he was on drugs? what drug(s) was he on?

Take him a bigmac laced with drano. Problem solved.

move out of the ghetto

put syrup on their cars lol (joke is earlier thread)

well loud noise problem solved but the murder case would be a little harder to solve

Becuase he was hyper as hell and ready to fight. It must have been speed or something.

Either he was on drugs or he is just a total fuckup.

And this isn't the ghetto, I am suprised this retard can afford to live in this complex.

Bigmacs are untraceable. Leave the shit on his doorstep. If he's stoned...he'll eat it.

glue his door shut, preferrably with him inside.

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Not a bad idea, take about 10 things of super glue and line his door with as much as you can put in. When he tries to leave in the morning the door won't open, have it secretly videotaped for a good laugh.

Are there any noise restrictions in that area? Call the cops.

If he's being a prick and unreasonable did you try all the easy and legal channels like landlord/property manager or the police? No point in getting yourself in trouble before exhausting the options.

i'd prob wanna kick your ass too if you came up to me and started yelling at me about my music.
what exactly did you say to him?

Call your local Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons and tell them that you'd like some more information and are interested in converting. Give them the neighbor's contact info. and they'll arrange a visit. :winkwink:

Start having food delivered to his house. One day, and extra large pizza with anchovies. The next day, chinese food. The day after, sushi or something. Make sure to block your number before calling, or call from a pay phone.

That's a good one too.

Call the police and notify the landlord. Do things the right way, otherwise it could come back and bite you in the ass. In my area, there is a 2200 noise curfew.. On the other hand the cops are worthless around here and don't do jackshit about complaints, but it's still always best to do things the right and legal way.

only good answer.

I certainly didn't yell, I don't have a temper. I asked him politely to turn it down and he flipped out said some shit in spanish and then accused me of yelling at him earlier (it was another neighbour) and he refused to listen to me and understand it wasn't me.

list his phone # in some gay personal ads
put some moth balls and tampons in his gas tank
pour a whole thing of paint thinner on the hood of his car and leave it overnight

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http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories...589&ran=121000

Killer says neighbors' dogs sparked fatal shootings

Douglas E. Campbell was convicted of the fatal shootings in July of Richard Miller and his mother, Gail Miller, and was sentenced this week to two life terms in prison plus 20 years.

CHESAPEAKE ? Douglas E. Campbell said he snapped in July when he killed his two next-door neighbors and wounded a third at the Plantation Mobile Home Park.

?Ten years of frustration just blew all at once,?? Campbell said Friday. ?You heard that saying that everybody?s got a breaking point. Well, finally it broke.??

Campbell was sentenced to two life terms this week for the fatal shootings of Richard H. Miller, 32, and his mother, Gail Miller, 59. He received an additional 20 years for the malicious wounding of a third family member, Tenna Miller, 44.

Campbell, who was interviewed in Chesapeake city jail, said he grew frustrated after years of dealing with his neighbors and their pets, which he described as noisy and smelly.

He said the shootings could have been avoided if Chesapeake Animal Control would have stepped in when he complained about the animals.

Tenna Miller disputes much of Campbell?s version of events leading up to the killings.

?He a liar,?? she said Friday.

?He?s just a miserable little man who felt big carrying a shotgun.??

On the evening of July 20, Campbell, a 5-foot-4-inch, 125-pound man, came home after a day of successful fishing.

A bout 7 p.m., he said he noticed that the neighbor?s dog had visited his yard.

Campbell said he approached Richard Miller about the problem.

?I told him that I came home and there were two piles of crap in my yard from that dog,?? Campbell said.

?I told him I was sick of it.??

The two men argued. The confrontation came to an end when Richard Miller called Campbell?s deceased mother a derogatory name, he said.

?And that was the last thing he said, ?? Campbell said.

Campbell said he got his 12-gauge shotgun from his house. He shot Miller twice.

Campbell then saw Gail Miller, who also was shot twice.

?His mother came out of her house, cursing at me, and I said what the hell , I?ve already shot him. I might as well shoot her, too.??

Campbell said the third victim, Tenna Miller, was shot by mistake.

Tenna Miller disagrees, saying he meant to shoot her and had intentions of killing more family members.

?That man has no soul,?? she said. ?He?s empty.?? Other family members hid, ran or took cover.

Police arrested Campbell that night.

Campbell was retired from construction work and living alone with his 5-year-old Jack Russell terrier, Susie, at the time of the murders. When he was employed, Campbell said he would come home after long hours of work hoping for peace and quiet.

?I couldn?t sleep with the dogs barking all night,?? he said. ?This has been going on for years.??

On July 4 Campbell set out a hot dog laced with poison in his yard for his neighbor?s dog, he said.

He said he had a change of heart, however, and removed the tainted food.

Animal Control was called on July 6 , July 9 and other occasions, Campbell said. Attempts to confirm Campbell?s account with Animal Control were unsuccessful Friday.

Campbell, who has had three heart attacks and heart surgery, said he simply wanted to live in peace.

Today he is in a cell with four other men but will soon be transferred to prison, never to be free again.

?I don?t know how I?m going to deal with prison,?? said Campbell, who pleaded guilty to avoid a jury trial and a possible death sentence.

Campbell said he doesn?t hate animals, but if he did, he would have killed his neighbors? dogs first, he said.

He said he was just pushed to his limits.

?These people, who are out here, who are hoarding all these animals, have no consideration for the noise and stench,? he said. ?They need to look out for their neighbors because something like this is going to happen again.??

Tenna Miller said she believes Campbell planned the killings and is now looking for pity.

?All I want that man to do is suffer for what he did to the family and me,?? she said.

Wow if it was that bad, he should have just moved

get some balls..just knock on his door...when he opens it, just walk in and turn down the stereo.

Unless you have really low self confidence he will be shitting his pants.


People are always scary on their own turf, change the rules.
:2 cents:

Sorry cant help ya...
I'm usually the loud inconsiderate neighbor. :1orglaugh

Just let your landlord know... likely hes received compaints from some of your other neighbors...enough complaints and they'll just evict his ass...Trust me I know

are you in an apartment complex?

order 20 pizzas to his house
tell the cops people are dealing drugs from the house and then leave a package at his door addressed to him with some pot in it after you call the cops
flaming bag of poo
steal a car and drive it threw his wall

Order pizzas and taxis to his place! Just *67 before you dial the places, so they don't have your number.

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How about buying some tire deflators
http://www.staunproducts.com/tire-deflator-features.php

Then just find the car, screw these bad boys on each tire in less than 5 minutes and walk away. When he comes out he'll have 4 flat tires. Not only won't he be going anywhere but he'll think he has 4 flats.

What would be really smooth is coming back an hour later and taking the caps back. If he hasn't noticed.

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Suggestion #2

Hire some Gangstas to strip it.

Suggestion #3

Turn the power off on the complex. ( nice power box on outside of houses. Great for when I was kid)

Suggestion #4 Call Crank Yankers

Suggestion #5 San Jose Cops would deal with em. They have to come out twice its over for the fucker.

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just hope the rim doesnt slice the tires
might cost you some $$$ if he catches you

Why dont you just call the piggers and see if they can sort it out?

If he leaves his car windows open you can always piss in his car.

Baseball bat to his head, and then his stereo.

If its the radio get an FM transmitter and block out the signal, if its just a regular stereo get a white noise generator and plug it into your plugs - assuming you guys share electrical - and fuck up his audio until he can't stand it anymore....

Repeat.

Go visit him and tell him that you are in love with him.

Tell him you fell in love while listening to his radio system in your home.

he might bump it louder thinking its the remix

Don't fuck with him, have the landlord fuck with him or have the proper authorities do their job.

Call the cops and move to the country. Problem solved.

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get some roundup (the PURE stuff) and an air pump watergun -fill watergun with roundup and whatever racial group is in your area as a minority write on his lawn with the watergun at like 3-5am when no one will see you in BIG letters, like "JEW HATER" "KKK SUPPORTER" or "ASIAN HATER" his lawn, it won't show up for 4-6 days. Silent - and the effect shows up soo many days later that any evidence witness will have disappeared via weather or any witness will have forgotten.

then many people will be VERY suspect of him

This is genius !!!

mmm, delivered suprise food, as long as it was good stuff I'd pay for it and be happy

i am going to have to remember this one. :1orglaugh

Tell him to turn down the music or you'll kick his ass!

Unless your scared :1orglaugh

Buy a bigger sound system and a set of ear plugs. When i say bigger I mean stadium horns etc. Like you would find at a concert.

If you'll call the police ( a good idea of course) and he figures out it was you... you could have a situation on your hands.

If you're in the states and the cops get pissed and arrest him, he will find out who you are. The constitution says he has the right to face his accuser. You would have to sign off on the complaint. Option maybe is for the cops to come along and make the complaint out on their own. Not sure how that really works out? Not an attorney. Suspect in the end your name will be revealed.

Call the police ... fastest and most efficent way to get rid of the noise

I totaly do not see how slicing his tires, writing shit on the lawn, gluing his door shut, and other mischief is going to make him turn his stereo down. Plus thats all a pretty cowardly way to deal with a problem.

You've already asked him to turn it down with negative results. Now call the police and the landlord. I suggest you just buy your own house. Chances are if you can pay rent, you can probably make mortgage payments.

hahah

knock on the door with your cock out.