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uchase/webpry 10-10-2004 06:03 PM

Let's say you are a christian suicide bomber, which target ...
 
... would you attack and why would you attack that target?

SmokeyTheBear 10-10-2004 06:04 PM

commiting suicide is a sin for a christian you stupid fucker .

uchase/webpry 10-10-2004 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
commiting suicide is a sin for a christian you stupid fucker .
... which part of the bible says that?

BT 10-10-2004 06:07 PM

forget about it

SmokeyTheBear 10-10-2004 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... which part of the bible says that?
i suppose its an interpretation as the bible does not use the word specifically

But though shalt not kill seems pretty clear

KRL 10-10-2004 06:11 PM

http://www.wunderkinder.org/archives...addam-1980.jpe

That's an easy one. Hmmm, I thought all the anti-US haters said Saddam was not connected to terrorists?

Yeh right . . . .

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mike Okitch 10-10-2004 06:22 PM

Boobmaster for showing him that playing the Jesus card can only go so far

uchase/webpry 10-10-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
http://www.wunderkinder.org/archives...addam-1980.jpe

That's an easy one. Hmmm, I thought all the anti-US haters said Saddam was not connected to terrorists?

Yeh right . . . .

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

... well, even rumsfeld says that.

NickPapageorgio 10-10-2004 06:45 PM

Sexeducations house...

xenophobic 10-10-2004 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... well, even rumsfeld says that.

He said Al-Quada, not all terrorists are in Al-Quada for christs sake.

uchase/webpry 10-10-2004 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Sexeducations house...
... so you would kill yourself to take out sexED. damn.

NickPapageorgio 10-10-2004 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... so you would kill yourself to take out sexED. damn.
Fuck it...why not? Actually now that you mention it if I were a christian suicide bomber I guess I would take out a church.

DaLord 10-10-2004 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... which part of the bible says that?
10 Commandments:

6. Thou shalt not kill.


Exo 20:13
Deu 5:17

Mat 5:21-24
Mat 15:19,20
Mat 19:18,19 [5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th]
Mar 7:21-23
Mar 10:19 [5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th]
Luk 18:20 [5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th]

NickPapageorgio 10-10-2004 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by DaLord
10 Commandments:

6. Thou shalt not kill.

Not only that one but it's also tied in with why getting tattoo's and smoking are considered as sinning. You are defiling the temple that is the body.

DaLord 10-10-2004 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Not only that one but it's also tied in with why getting tattoo's and smoking are considered as sinning. You are defiling the temple that is the body.
Tobacco is not mentioned in the bible :winkwink:

http://www.bible.com/answers/asmoking.html

NickPapageorgio 10-10-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaLord
Tobacco is not mentioned in the bible :winkwink:

http://www.bible.com/answers/asmoking.html

Nor does it need to be mentioned for smoking to be a sin. By christian standards ofcourse. I don't buy any of the horseshit personally...

QuaWee 10-10-2004 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
commiting suicide is a sin for a christian you stupid fucker .
samething goes for those Islamic suiciide bombers. stupid fucks always use holy text for their own self indulgent purposes

nofx 10-10-2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... would you attack and why would you attack that target?
Holy See (Vatican City) :thumbsup because christianity is stupid.

uchase/webpry 10-10-2004 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaLord
10 Commandments:

6. Thou shalt not kill.


Exo 20:13
Deu 5:17

Mat 5:21-24
Mat 15:19,20
Mat 19:18,19 [5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th]
Mar 7:21-23
Mar 10:19 [5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th]
Luk 18:20 [5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th]

Abimelech
(Judges 9:52-54)

Abimelech lacked personal identity.

Samson
(Judges 16:25-30)
Samson died for a cause he believed in and for revenge.

Saul
(1 Samuel 31:4)
Stressed out, unable to live up to certain expectations; felt rejected and a failure

Saul's armor-bearer
(1 Samuel 31:5)
Impulse, he wanted to die with his boss. 40% of teenage suicide is impulse.

Ahithophel
(2 Samuel 17:23)
Ahithophel was bitter because his advice was not followed

Zimri
(1 Kings 16:15-20)
Rebellion; Zimri had a problem with authority

Judas
(Matthew 27:3-5)
Depressed, Judas felt trapped by materialism and guilt


... and even better, if a christian does commit suicide, he/she will still go to heaven.

We are saved by the grace of God, not by works (Ephesians 2:8-9) and nothing can separate a Christian from the love of God (Romans 8:37-39).

CHRISTIAN SUICIDE BOMBS AWAY !!!


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