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EscortBiz 10-10-2004 02:31 PM

You can now buy a bigger butt (pics)
 
http://www.betterbuttocks.com/www/in...gmentation.htm

buddyjuf 10-10-2004 02:32 PM

wow, those are some ugly asses :(

TheJimmy 10-10-2004 02:32 PM

someone needs to email that link to Paris...

that girl has the anti-booty...


cute face, and the rest of the bod is fine, but dayumm...

Manowar 10-10-2004 02:32 PM

some people care way too much about their looks.

xclusive 10-10-2004 02:35 PM

I am thinking about having some ass work done i've found myself working too much and my ass getting flat from sitting so much...

jacked 10-10-2004 02:35 PM

thats ridiculous :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hova 10-10-2004 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
someone needs to email that link to Paris...

that girl has the anti-booty...


cute face, and the rest of the bod is fine, but dayumm...

:glugglug

Lev 10-10-2004 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
I am thinking about having some ass work done i've found myself working too much and my ass getting flat from sitting so much...
Hey we are neighbors, I live in Watertown. Hit me up on ICQ sometime :)

warlock5 10-10-2004 02:41 PM

Guys get that done? :1orglaugh

EscortBiz 10-10-2004 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by warlock5
Guys get that done? :1orglaugh
yup

EscortBiz 10-10-2004 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
someone needs to email that link to Paris...

that girl has the anti-booty...


cute face, and the rest of the bod is fine, but dayumm...

she needs a nose job too

Peaches 10-10-2004 03:11 PM

One of the few things I do NOT need - a bigger butt :)

EscortBiz 10-10-2004 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
One of the few things I do NOT need - a bigger butt :)
Dont know you but its funny how many women with tiny asses think thy got big ones unlike tits where women always think theirs is small.

Ass is what most guys are into feel bad for women without them.

Peaches 10-10-2004 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Dont know you but its funny how many women with tiny asses think thy got big ones unlike tits where women always think theirs is small.

Ass is what most guys are into feel bad for women without them.

Oh, trust me - I have a big ass :) Big tits too, though :winkwink:

There are enough posters here who have met me who will back me up on this one. But it's not one of those pretty big butts like on the website :(

Oh well, I've been living with what I've got long enough to get used to it :)

EscortBiz 10-10-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
Oh, trust me - I have a big ass :) Big tits too, though :winkwink:

There are enough posters here who have met me who will back me up on this one. But it's not one of those pretty big butts like on the website :(

Oh well, I've been living with what I've got long enough to get used to it :)

pics please or ill sue

Basic_man 10-10-2004 03:24 PM

thats so ugly:(

smack 10-10-2004 03:31 PM

bout time they started giving white girls hope to be able to percolate.

QuaWee 10-10-2004 03:44 PM

nothin special about those asses

EscortBiz 10-10-2004 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by QuaWee
nothin special about those asses
for you its not special since you are the ladies man and you sleep with #10's only

but compared to what they had before its better

Holly 10-10-2004 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
One of the few things I do NOT need - a bigger butt :)
Amazing, ain't it? The thought of paying someone thousands of dollars to make my ass look BIGGER is just not something I can comprehend.

I actually won a free 30 min. massage last week at this expo/luncheon thing I had to go to. It's from the biggest chiropractic office in our area. The doctor who owns it has a son that's close to my age who is his massage therapist, so it will be from him. And he's pretty hot. :Graucho

I was all excited about it at first because I love to get massages. Then I got home and it dawned on me that I was gonna have to lie on that table, naked as a jaybird, with nothing but a WHITE towel draped across my ass. And any chick knows what white does for you, clothing wise.

Now I don't even want to go. I may give the damn thing away. :1orglaugh

Peaches 10-10-2004 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly

I was all excited about it at first because I love to get massages. Then I got home and it dawned on me that I was gonna have to lie on that table, naked as a jaybird, with nothing but a WHITE towel draped across my ass. And any chick knows what white does for you, clothing wise.

Repeat my mantra: "I'm just SURE they've seen worse." :)

EscortBiz 10-10-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
Amazing, ain't it? The thought of paying someone thousands of dollars to make my ass look BIGGER is just not something I can comprehend.

I actually won a free 30 min. massage last week at this expo/luncheon thing I had to go to. It's from the biggest chiropractic office in our area. The doctor who owns it has a son that's close to my age who is his massage therapist, so it will be from him. And he's pretty hot. :Graucho

I was all excited about it at first because I love to get massages. Then I got home and it dawned on me that I was gonna have to lie on that table, naked as a jaybird, with nothing but a WHITE towel draped across my ass. And any chick knows what white does for you, clothing wise.

Now I don't even want to go. I may give the damn thing away. :1orglaugh

You can always come get a massage for free here

Goose 10-10-2004 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
You can always come get a massage for free here
wow I could use a massage now...:)

Holly 10-10-2004 04:06 PM

Oh man, this is what I was afraid of. The dreaded white towel.

http://www.tushymassage.com/mainpics/j1.jpg

I've been worrying about my ass this whole time, and I haven't even thought about what my thighs are gonna look like, pressed flat against that table. I'm *definitely* not going now.










(Unless the back of my coupon mentions something about some of those services, in which case I'll learn to deal with it)

pimplink 10-10-2004 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
Amazing, ain't it? The thought of paying someone thousands of dollars to make my ass look BIGGER is just not something I can comprehend.

I actually won a free 30 min. massage last week at this expo/luncheon thing I had to go to. It's from the biggest chiropractic office in our area. The doctor who owns it has a son that's close to my age who is his massage therapist, so it will be from him. And he's pretty hot. :Graucho

I was all excited about it at first because I love to get massages. Then I got home and it dawned on me that I was gonna have to lie on that table, naked as a jaybird, with nothing but a WHITE towel draped across my ass. And any chick knows what white does for you, clothing wise.

Now I don't even want to go. I may give the damn thing away. :1orglaugh

Chiropractors aren't doctors

EscortBiz 10-10-2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
Oh man, this is what I was afraid of. The dreaded white towel.

http://www.tushymassage.com/mainpics/j1.jpg

I've been worrying about my ass this whole time, and I haven't even thought about what my thighs are gonna look like, pressed flat against that table. I'm *definitely* not going now.










(Unless the back of my coupon mentions something about some of those services, in which case I'll learn to deal with it)

lol

Persius 10-10-2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
wow, those are some ugly asses :(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vanilla DeVille 10-10-2004 04:21 PM

I have actually been asked before if I had booty implants by some of my members. LOL - I would NEVER do that... I think it's ridiculous.

Holly 10-10-2004 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by pimplink
Chiropractors aren't doctors
My best friend and her husband are both one, so if you're looking for a semantics fight, I ain't interested, lol.

And I never said "medical" doctor. Lots of people who don't have MDs, are doctors. ;-}


You want my massage coupon? :Graucho

Vitasoy 10-10-2004 04:32 PM

Hey, they have all sorts of implats, might as well have butts.

beemk 10-10-2004 04:34 PM

i think i would just work out and do squats if i wanted my ass to get bigger.

goBigtime 10-10-2004 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
Oh man, this is what I was afraid of. The dreaded white towel.

http://www.tushymassage.com/mainpics/j1.jpg

I've been worrying about my ass this whole time, and I haven't even thought about what my thighs are gonna look like, pressed flat against that table. I'm *definitely* not going now.


(Unless the back of my coupon mentions something about some of those services, in which case I'll learn to deal with it)



Well... consider this... the guy sees white toweled asses and pressed-flat thighs all day long... and he knows what they look like standing upright again. :glugglug

tony286 10-10-2004 04:47 PM

man some of those after asses are fine

pimplink 10-10-2004 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
My best friend and her husband are both one, so if you're looking for a semantics fight, I ain't interested, lol.

And I never said "medical" doctor. Lots of people who don't have MDs, are doctors. ;-}


You want my massage coupon? :Graucho

no thanks, and that's misleading talk

Holly 10-10-2004 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by pimplink
no thanks, and that's misleading talk
You're right. Please forgive me. I was trying to confuse everyone with all my fancy chiropractor and anal massage talk.

slipkid 10-10-2004 05:11 PM

Exercise works real well before wasting money on augmentation.


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