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What Happens To Dubya If He Loses?
i see a great career ahead of him as a statesman, an ambassador to the world, building bridges to the future with enemies and friends alike.
or a raging alcoholic. |
Then he starts working on Jeb's 2012 run at the presidency
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Same as now - he hangs out on his ranch in Texas and drives his jeep around with his dog.
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For the first couple years he has someone write his memoirs.:glugglug
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Well .. he followed in his Father's foot steps to the Presidency. If we've learned anything about that family, it's they're conistant. Look for a huge paying consulting job with the Carlyle (sp?) Group following his presidency.
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Maybe they will investigate his activities in invading a foriegn country for false reasons as closely as they investigated Clinton becasue he got blown.
But then I always was a dreamer. :1orglaugh |
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I don't see him losing either , he could even say in the next debate that the only reason for invading iraq was getting hold of his oil he will probably get credit by the swingvoters for his honesty if he did :2 cents: |
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A lot of people on this board do though. |
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Probably do what most every other "retired" president has done - make a ton of money doing speeches and living the civilian life :)
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I think he'll win
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On Iraq, remeber the no fly zone crap that went on for years. Things really can't stay that way for ever, a country needs to be sovereign. So something had to change. That was prolly a side issue for Bush though. Things were and are out of control in the middle east. We really need that oil, esp. with demand from China on the rise. So for a number of reasons, Bush really did need to do something big in the middle east. Will you be happy when Kerry is sucking up to the French? |
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nothing happens to him. he continues to be rich like he was before he was president.
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May I suggest we take him ouot the back and shoot him?
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Bigger issue is balance of trade in the porn industry. We have a deficit with Canada on porn sales!!! Way to many dollas flowing out of the US and into the hands of those gretty Canadians. Then there is all that cash going to the Czech Republic for content.
Something must be done. |
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He's going to have a great career with his Timber company..
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"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans... unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing."
-KARL ROVE, Bush's long-time political guru and White House advisor |
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True at the core. Its so wrong, but so right... |
maybe he'll go on welfare
im sure kerry will be upping everyone benifets WHEN he's elected |
Life in prison
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Life in prison is not out of the question if you really think long and hard. Here's one way. Kerry signs up for that international court. Iraq files charges for murder and mass destruction. They win, Bush goes to jail. Over simplified, of course. |
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Oh wait, maybe it's because 99% of Republicans in office are actually strongly against what it is that we do here and think we're all uneducated maggots that make up the scum of good society. Hmm, maybe that's why.. but nah, Republicans are :thumbsup right? Even if they want to fuck us in the ass with a spiked baseball bat and no lube. |
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He'll go on a speaking tour and then write a book, much like fellow cocaine fiend Bill Clinton. Isn't that what all ex-presidents do?
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He will go to work for the Carlyle Group.
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His carreer will come to an end 3 years later when will be caught fucking 3 midgets on a pile of cocaine with two nuns filming it in the back of a XXX book store in Miami, owned by his now vagrant and seemingly half retarded brother Jeb. Feeling depressed, defeated and alone, he will then move to Bangkok with new best friend Jim Bakker and open 3 tittie bars... where he will enjoy marginal success due to promotions like Tranny Thursdays, Guess How Young She Is and fun drinking games like "How Much Do You Think My Parents Sold Me Into Prostitution For". thats just a guess of course. |
Thats the irony about Bush..... he'd probably get paid bux to do the thing he's worst at ie public speaking.
People would pay to hear him mumble his crap about every subject under the sun, including "What its like to invade a country and fuckin smash it to pieces". The papers here in the UK are all following the story that he "may have been wired" at the first debate. If there was a way to prove this it would be hilarious. |
Preacher.
Oh wait, you asked what he would do when he's out of office? |
He will die young because of the cocaine abuse...
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