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Mutt 10-10-2004 03:34 AM

What Happens To Dubya If He Loses?
 
i see a great career ahead of him as a statesman, an ambassador to the world, building bridges to the future with enemies and friends alike.


or a raging alcoholic.

Mike Okitch 10-10-2004 03:42 AM

Then he starts working on Jeb's 2012 run at the presidency

boobmaster 10-10-2004 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
i see a great career ahead of him as a statesman, an ambassador to the world, building bridges to the future with enemies and friends alike.


or a raging alcoholic.

HE'S NOT LOSING

Holly 10-10-2004 04:12 AM

Same as now - he hangs out on his ranch in Texas and drives his jeep around with his dog.

mardigras 10-10-2004 05:06 AM

For the first couple years he has someone write his memoirs.:glugglug

Jakke PNG 10-10-2004 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
HE'S NOT LOSING
Does God want him to win?

WarChild 10-10-2004 05:09 AM

Well .. he followed in his Father's foot steps to the Presidency. If we've learned anything about that family, it's they're conistant. Look for a huge paying consulting job with the Carlyle (sp?) Group following his presidency.

Paul Markham 10-10-2004 05:31 AM

Maybe they will investigate his activities in invading a foriegn country for false reasons as closely as they investigated Clinton becasue he got blown.

But then I always was a dreamer. :1orglaugh

Manowar 10-10-2004 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
HE'S NOT LOSING
:1orglaugh

Fake Nick 10-10-2004 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
HE'S NOT LOSING

I don't see him losing either ,

he could even say in the next debate that the only reason for invading iraq was getting hold of his oil

he will probably get credit by the swingvoters for his honesty if he did :2 cents:

jimmyf 10-10-2004 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
HE'S NOT LOSING
I don't think he will either. :2 cents:

A lot of people on this board do though.

jimmyf 10-10-2004 05:57 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Does God want him to win?
what the fuck has god got's to do with it ?

Peaches 10-10-2004 07:35 AM

Probably do what most every other "retired" president has done - make a ton of money doing speeches and living the civilian life :)

kenny 10-10-2004 07:46 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Probably do what most every other "retired" president has done - make a ton of money doing speeches and living the civilian life :)
The most realistic post regarding the subject:thumbsup

kenny 10-10-2004 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
I don't think he will either. :2 cents:

A lot of people on this board do though.

This place has a very high Kerry to Bush ratio, or democrat to republican ratio :2 cents:

hova 10-10-2004 07:53 AM

I think he'll win

pussyluver 10-10-2004 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Maybe they will investigate his activities in invading a foriegn country for false reasons as closely as they investigated Clinton becasue he got blown.

But then I always was a dreamer. :1orglaugh

Getting the BJ was never the point. Just made for some good press. Clinton had greater sins.

On Iraq, remeber the no fly zone crap that went on for years. Things really can't stay that way for ever, a country needs to be sovereign. So something had to change. That was prolly a side issue for Bush though. Things were and are out of control in the middle east. We really need that oil, esp. with demand from China on the rise. So for a number of reasons, Bush really did need to do something big in the middle east.

Will you be happy when Kerry is sucking up to the French?

pussyluver 10-10-2004 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pussyluver
Getting the BJ was never the point. Just made for some good press. Clinton had greater sins.

On Iraq, remeber the no fly zone crap that went on for years. Things really can't stay that way for ever, a country needs to be sovereign. So something had to change. That was prolly a side issue for Bush though. Things were and are out of control in the middle east. We really need that oil, esp. with demand from China on the rise. So for a number of reasons, Bush really did need to do something big in the middle east.

Will you be happy when Kerry is sucking up to the French?

Short version, to lazy to type about it all. Don't think most here are registered to vote in the US.

Marcus Aurelius 10-10-2004 10:29 AM

nothing happens to him. he continues to be rich like he was before he was president.

Michaelious 10-10-2004 10:32 AM

May I suggest we take him ouot the back and shoot him?

pussyluver 10-10-2004 10:33 AM

Bigger issue is balance of trade in the porn industry. We have a deficit with Canada on porn sales!!! Way to many dollas flowing out of the US and into the hands of those gretty Canadians. Then there is all that cash going to the Czech Republic for content.

Something must be done.

pussyluver 10-10-2004 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
nothing happens to him. he continues to be rich like he was before he was president.
Buys a baseball team of course. Drinks Beer with George Will and Rush Limbaugh.

cold_ice 10-10-2004 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
what the fuck has god got's to do with it ?
Bush prays every night so he can't lose.

NoCarrier 10-10-2004 10:44 AM

He's going to have a great career with his Timber company..

http://www.incredicash.com/images/bushwood.jpg

dig420 10-10-2004 10:49 AM

"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans... unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing."

-KARL ROVE, Bush's long-time political guru and White House advisor

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-10-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pussyluver
Getting the BJ was never the point. Just made for some good press. Clinton had greater sins.

On Iraq, remeber the no fly zone crap that went on for years. Things really can't stay that way for ever, a country needs to be sovereign. So something had to change. That was prolly a side issue for Bush though. Things were and are out of control in the middle east. We really need that oil, esp. with demand from China on the rise. So for a number of reasons, Bush really did need to do something big in the middle east.

Will you be happy when Kerry is sucking up to the French?

Interesting perspective.
True at the core. Its so wrong, but so right...

bringer 10-10-2004 10:53 AM

maybe he'll go on welfare
im sure kerry will be upping everyone benifets WHEN he's elected

EscortBiz 10-10-2004 10:58 AM

Life in prison

Tala 10-10-2004 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Life in prison
We can dream....

pussyluver 10-10-2004 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by AlienQ
Interesting perspective.
True at the core. Its so wrong, but so right...

Well right or wrong? Life is grey, but a vote must be one way or another.

Life in prison is not out of the question if you really think long and hard.

Here's one way. Kerry signs up for that international court. Iraq files charges for murder and mass destruction. They win, Bush goes to jail. Over simplified, of course.

lexr 10-10-2004 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by kenny
This place has a very high Kerry to Bush ratio, or democrat to republican ratio :2 cents:
I wonder why..







Oh wait, maybe it's because 99% of Republicans in office are actually strongly against what it is that we do here and think we're all uneducated maggots that make up the scum of good society.

Hmm, maybe that's why.. but nah, Republicans are :thumbsup right? Even if they want to fuck us in the ass with a spiked baseball bat and no lube.

baddog 10-10-2004 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Probably do what most every other "retired" president has done - make a ton of money doing speeches and living the civilian life :)
with a very nice guaranteed income from his retirement

Goatse 10-11-2004 07:24 AM

He'll go on a speaking tour and then write a book, much like fellow cocaine fiend Bill Clinton. Isn't that what all ex-presidents do?

mardigras 10-11-2004 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans... unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing."

-KARL ROVE, Bush's long-time political guru and White House advisor

At least he's honest Bush appeals to the ignorant:glugglug

Giorgio_Xo 10-11-2004 08:55 AM

He will go to work for the Carlyle Group.

eroswebmaster 10-11-2004 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
Well .. he followed in his Father's foot steps to the Presidency. If we've learned anything about that family, it's they're conistant. Look for a huge paying consulting job with the Carlyle (sp?) Group following his presidency.
Bush alreayd held a job with Carlysle before his presidency.

Pleasurepays 10-11-2004 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
i see a great career ahead of him as a statesman, an ambassador to the world, building bridges to the future with enemies and friends alike.


or a raging alcoholic.

He has already realized that his calling is as a televangelist. Most likely he will start a nationally syndicated show called The Dubya Power Hour of God, solicit money while telling everyone how to live.

His carreer will come to an end 3 years later when will be caught fucking 3 midgets on a pile of cocaine with two nuns filming it in the back of a XXX book store in Miami, owned by his now vagrant and seemingly half retarded brother Jeb.

Feeling depressed, defeated and alone, he will then move to Bangkok with new best friend Jim Bakker and open 3 tittie bars... where he will enjoy marginal success due to promotions like Tranny Thursdays, Guess How Young She Is and fun drinking games like "How Much Do You Think My Parents Sold Me Into Prostitution For".

thats just a guess of course.

Vendot 10-11-2004 10:01 AM

Thats the irony about Bush..... he'd probably get paid bux to do the thing he's worst at ie public speaking.

People would pay to hear him mumble his crap about every subject under the sun, including "What its like to invade a country and fuckin smash it to pieces".

The papers here in the UK are all following the story that he "may have been wired" at the first debate. If there was a way to prove this it would be hilarious.

Tom_PMs 10-11-2004 10:05 AM

Preacher.

Oh wait, you asked what he would do when he's out of office?

xclusive 10-11-2004 10:06 AM

He will die young because of the cocaine abuse...

JFK 10-11-2004 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
He has already realized that his calling is as a televangelist. Most likely he will start a nationally syndicated show called The Dubya Power Hour of God, solicit money while telling everyone how to live.

His carreer will come to an end 3 years later when will be caught fucking 3 midgets on a pile of cocaine with two nuns filming it in the back of a XXX book store in Miami, owned by his now vagrant and seemingly half retarded brother Jeb.

Feeling depressed, defeated and alone, he will then move to Bangkok with new best friend Jim Bakker and open 3 tittie bars... where he will enjoy marginal success due to promotions like Tranny Thursdays, Guess How Young She Is and fun drinking games like "How Much Do You Think My Parents Sold Me Into Prostitution For".

thats just a guess of course.

This is the most realistic scenario yet :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tala 10-11-2004 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by Tom_PM
Preacher.

Oh wait, you asked what he would do when he's out of office?

:1orglaugh NICE


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