Virgin Needed for St. Helens!!
 

Several prominent psychics have told Washington State residents that if we threw a virgin into the mouth of St. Helens, it would NOT erupt!

Now..the problem obviously is WHERE do we find a virgin.

And INCREDIBLY..SEVERAL people on the board here said to go ask JUICY to volunteer his bod. JUICY? VIRGIN? Oh say it ain't so Joe? All these stories of his are part of a fiction library?

OH THE HUMANITY!!!



If not Juicy...THEN WHO???

:Graucho

Oh, and the "insiders" have also told me that if these stories about Juicy turn out to be lies (which I think they will be..because JUICY's COCK has to be absolutely irresistable!), that the backup choice would be "Theking".

Problem is he's been in a coma for several days now from his booze & pills combo and isn't answering his trailer park door.

So..who else will volunteer and prove their VIRGINESS?