I think I'll start going to the gym so I can start my new life...
 

As a stunt cock. Just have to lose the beer belly.

lol you will visit once maybe twice

I thought having a beer belly was a requirement to being in videos.

Naaa....I have absolutely nothing else to do. It beats staring at the walls 16 hours a day.

Well, I could be the next Ron Jeremy, but I don't like people looking at my fat.

While banging some old lady... I dont they'll really focus on it.

As long as she doesn't have teeth, I'm there.

you should offer a deal. who ever pays your gym membership gets first dibs on the content.

Well hope you get fitter quickly :glugglug

personally my idea of exercise is opening my cigarette pack :1orglaugh

But im very thin, so no worrys on my weight. Im by no means healthy tho :(