A Joke
 

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband one morning. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful...
CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once. Too MANY! Turn them over. Turn them over NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! Where are we going to get more BUTTER!?

Great! Now they're going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said
be CAREFUL! You never listen to me when you're cooking!
NEVER! Turn them over! Hurry UP! Are you crazy? Have you lost
your MIND? Don't forget to salt them. You KNOW you always
forget to salt them. Use the salt. The SALT! Use the SALT!"

His wife just stared at him. "What in the hell is the matter with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it
feels like to have you sitting next to me when I'm driving."

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Thats a goodd 1...

Hehehe Nice :)

It will be on the hun in a couple of of days, but since you guys don't surf :winkwink:

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Hun how come you havent listd me in 3 yrs? :( :(

good one, I needed that....


ok, back to work

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