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buddyjuf 10-08-2004 10:48 PM

I like people with a firm handshake
 
a Firm Handshake means alot to me, shows the kind of person you are, and the way you think about the person in front of you...

what do you think about handshakes?

chowda 10-08-2004 10:50 PM

no limp dick or fish handshake.

nekrom 10-08-2004 10:52 PM

Yup I definitely agree with you there.

People with strong handshakes allways seem to be of a strong work ethic, and not a fricken pansy. :thumbsup

FlyingIguana 10-08-2004 10:53 PM

what if they crush your hand?

buddyjuf 10-08-2004 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
what if they crush your hand?
then it's intimidating and disrespectful

kenny 10-08-2004 10:54 PM

I dont like shaking hands period

buddyjuf 10-08-2004 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
I dont like shaking hands period
Bowing?

MrIzzz 10-08-2004 10:55 PM

i like to hug everyone

Spunky 10-08-2004 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
I dont like shaking hands period
Do you have a phobia?

kenny 10-08-2004 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
Bowing?
No man :)

You just don't know where peoples hands have been.

SleazyDream 10-08-2004 10:59 PM

would you shake my dick if i stuck it in front of you?

buddyjuf 10-08-2004 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
No man :)

You just don't know where peoples hands have been.

if its about germs, there are germs absolutely EVERYWHERE, people's hands, doorknobs, your keyboard, the TV remote...

what makes hands different?

as long as Iwash up regularly, I don't care where MY hands have been, because they're clean at the end... but that's just me ;)

Marcus Aurelius 10-08-2004 11:02 PM

I agree with ya on this. dont want too firm. but you gotta get it just right. somebody should invent a machine that has a pressure meter on it. you could practice different grip pressures on it and it would give a read out.

PUSSY
USED CAR SALESMAN
INSURANCE SALESMAN
BANKER
SMALL BUSINESS MAN
CEO.

That way you could adjust your grip pressure till you attained the level you were looking for. every business man in america would want one, and they would all be trading handshake war stories.

I started the convention strong with a classic CEO into a BANKER, but by the end of the day I was so worn out I couldnt even manage a USED CAR SALESMAN.

Drake 10-08-2004 11:03 PM

Are you saying you like good grip when you're being man handled? I won't judge you

kenny 10-08-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
if its about germs, there are germs absolutely EVERYWHERE, people's hands, doorknobs, your keyboard, the TV remote...

what makes hands different?

as long as Iwash up regularly, I don't care where MY hands have been, because they're clean at the end... but that's just me ;)


TVs don't go and take a piss or pick its nose or.. you get the point

I have confidence in my clean hands too, just not other peoples

I am not saying that I am some germ freak who refuses to shake hands, I am just not a huge fan of it ; )

FlyingIguana 10-08-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
Do you have a phobia?
shake the hand that shook the dick

CheneyRumsfeld 10-08-2004 11:11 PM

bdjuf, you have a problem my son.

you are a homo.

no man wants contact with another man.

come out of the closet.

wear a straplees evening gown and be a proud gay. and heels.

just be sure to accsessorise. (wish I could spell)

buddyjuf 10-08-2004 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
bdjuf, you have a problem my son.

you are a homo.

no man wants contact with another man.

come out of the closet.

wear a straplees evening gown and be a proud gay. and heels.

just be sure to accsessorise. (wish I could spell)


ugh...... if only you knew :1orglaugh

CheneyRumsfeld 10-08-2004 11:16 PM

yeah, but I had fun with you

Satisfaction 10-08-2004 11:25 PM

yeh its got to be a firm handshake...

DavidVH 10-08-2004 11:40 PM

I hate when you're meeting someone and you get a weak handshake. I always think that person is depressed an hates themselves. Just give her a little squeeze come on!

tical 10-08-2004 11:50 PM

So who crushed your hand tonight?

sicone 10-08-2004 11:51 PM

A flimsy handshake leaves a bad impression about the person:2 cents:

CET 10-09-2004 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i like to hug everyone
Stay on your side of the room. :winkwink:

CyberTraffic 10-09-2004 12:27 AM

What I really hate is when I shake a female's hand, and I don't want to get on her feminazi side, so I just give a regular handshake.

Then, for some unknown reason, she wants to assert that her dick is bigger or something, so she squeezes as hard as she can. This usually only gets them a puzzled look rather than the respect they were hoping for.

Never overdo it, it's worse than giving a pussy handshake.

dennisthemenace 10-09-2004 04:39 AM

Eye contact is equally important to me.

:2 cents:

robfantasy 10-09-2004 04:45 AM

what about the "dap" and the "peace out" ?

jade_dragon 10-09-2004 04:47 AM

Firm hand shake with men, slightly firmer than their pressure with women. Smirk for any guy who has some vigarous or overly powerful grip just to let them know the mancho b.s. does not impress me and stop any pissing contests or "one of the boys" comments before they start.

Manowar 10-09-2004 04:57 AM

I like to grope strangers

Goatse 10-11-2004 12:14 AM

I never shake hands under any circumstances. Take into account the chronic masturbators, the unwashed urinators, the nose-pickers, etc. Even if a hand is extended, I just shrug and refuse to shake it. It's vile.

smack 10-11-2004 12:18 AM

a firm handshake is important especially for men. shows confidence in yourself and makes a good first impression.

i have friends that have limp pussy hand shakes. i won't even reach out, i just give them pounds. :1orglaugh

xclusive 10-11-2004 12:22 AM

I always try and give a firm handshake look the person in the eyes and stand up tall and have my shoulders squared to them I find that's the best position for a first impression. Only problem I have is my hands are almost always a lot bigger than the persons i'm shaking and my hand seems to make thiers dissapear. But as long as you carry yourself well you will get greater respect...

Doctor Dre 10-11-2004 01:09 AM

Definitly a good thing ... shows a lot about personality

Doctor Dre 10-11-2004 01:09 AM

I'm sure boobmaster's handshake is all flakey

reynold 10-11-2004 01:21 AM

handshake..is a gesture saying that you really want and you are glad to a pesrson ,it conveys message of freindship.:)

fr33s3x 10-11-2004 01:23 AM

A good handshake is important

budz 10-11-2004 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
would you shake my dick if i stuck it in front of you?
ROfl, that was fun E

:1orglaugh

Gynecologist 10-11-2004 01:29 AM

Just remember to not shake the left hand of a muslim, or is that their right hand?

BruceM 10-11-2004 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gynecologist
Just remember to not shake the left hand of a muslim, or is that their right hand?
:) not sure either, better just avoid both hands.


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