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Art Del Gado

10-08-2004 03:26 PM

TOP 10 reasons hockey is better than sex...

btw I'm a huuuuge hockey fan ...

10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS
9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD
8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR
6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS
5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON
3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK
1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES

WWC - Jimmy

10-08-2004 03:31 PM

:winkwink:

RevSand

10-08-2004 03:33 PM

HAHA

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

flashfire

10-08-2004 03:43 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar

10-08-2004 03:45 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rob	10-08-2004 04:35 PM

Yeah but in sex when your partner decides to go on strike you don't have to settle for some run-of-the mill bush league matchup in order to still get it. You can move on to big and better things! Never settle for less! :thumbsup

Vitasoy

10-08-2004 04:39 PM

I can't argue with that! lol

FlyingIguana

10-08-2004 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adultloungeART
btw I'm a huuuuge hockey fan ...

10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS
9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD
8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR
6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS
5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON
3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK
1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES

1 - 2 min shifts? more like 30-50 seconds unless you're in an old mans league

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