am I the oldest one here tonight?
 

if so, I think it is only right that I make the 5 millionth post

i think it's only wrong.

36 over here

yes. you are very very very old. enjoy your 5 million as long as you can :winkwink:

not even a contender

11/14/1954 here.:(

what do I have. 3 months on you? :winkwink:

Back off grandpa!:1orglaugh

you might be 2nd oldest, at best

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yes and no

Oh Swami, you got just 4 years over me.....you old fart....:1orglaugh

nah, I have at least 5 years before I become a grandpa . . . . I raised my kids to be smarter than that

11/25/62
Not ready for a cane yet!

man, if that were true, then i really do look young :321GFY :thumbsup

I thought you said you were old?

True. But sometimes my creaking bones (in the morning) tell me otherwise :1orglaugh

yes you do . . . .not bad for being 51 . . . . you should give lessons on how to keep looking young

I have arthritis and grey hair if that helps

I have known 20 year olds with gray hair, although the arthritis must suck. I seem to recall one of my ex-wives had that, and they weren't old.

I will say that I will take gray hair over baldness any day

you may be

5/25/51

what do I win? :1orglaugh

first lesson, make poppets depicting your enemies and detractors...

Im with ya there. Gotta love a full head of hair!

Hehehe.but i still surf a short board.!:321GFY :321GFY
:winkwink:

okay, you get the rights to the 5,000,000 post then

are poppets anything like voodoo dolls?

ya ya ya.....but LONG BOARDS RULE!:1orglaugh

yay! now I can afford that surgery.. lol

Oops sorry Tia. We didnt mean to wake you up.:winkwink:

wow... some of you are almost as old as my grandmother!

:thumbsup

pffft... if you were of any age at all you'd know older people don't need as much sleep
:1orglaugh

and what if they are?

yeah I noticed there are a lot of kids on gfy.. hmmmm

just trying to figure out why I got this burning sensation in my eyes

it's from lack of sex

pics?

yeah, there are.

i'm legal worldwide though :glugglug

hahaha... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Haha :)

You are almost as old as my dad. :)

you know what really sucks? I like older men : /

sorry bout that. i accidentally spilled hot sauce on yours. imagine how bad you'd feel if i did something on purpose :evil-laug

entirely possible

Five years older than mine :glugglug

graphicsbytia, i used to do volunteer work in the geriatric ward of the local hospital. i could use my hookups to find you some older men.

do you mind changing their diapers though?

ok, i'll stop being mean. i actually respect my elders :)

Go 5M Go!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

been there, done that, no thanks I'm manless right now and going to stay that way.. having way too much fun :)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you gonna get it!

y'all ever have sex with an older woman?