Too drunk to write a theology paper (help)
 

Okay, had a long day with my research design data. Went to dinner with a friend and got wasted...still am....

have to write a paper for theology and the only thing that comes to mind are dirty double anal scene...

essay: describe an experience of transcendence in you own life



anyone have any examples



:helpme

I'll write you one in exchange for a blowjob :winkwink:

Ask that guy :

http://porn-sex-list.com/mary34d.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Still at the university?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

just give me a personal example that doesn't involve "the light at the end of the tunnel"

no,

there is this new thing where you can access the internet from you home....i think it's call broadband...



LOLOLOL

just blow your professor.

the priest scares me....and the rest of my professors are gay

Well, ofcourse, any transcendence one experiences is actually bullshit, a mere illusion caused by the brain. Even if anything beyond the realm of (possible) perception did exist, it would by definition be either unknowable and impossible to experience, or something simply not covered by science just yet.

But here's a link:
http://www.issc-taste.org/arc/dbo.cgi?set=arc&ss=1

i going to have to attach a shovel to this paper, cause it is filled with so much BS

the instructior is actually looking for any experience that rises above your ordinary daily experiences (rises above logic)