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newbreed 10-06-2004 05:07 PM

I'm a f*cking baddass according to Google...lol
 
Because I used a superlative in my AdWords campaign... :1orglaugh

OMG - Are they serious??? I can't use the word "best" in my add???

ahahahahahahaha OMG, so many other things to bitch about and I got a "superlative" warning....lolololololol

MrIzzz 10-06-2004 05:09 PM

all i know is that google was very mean today. msn.com went down from PR10 to PR9, hun went down fromPR7 to PR6:(

on the other hand. i had almost 20 sites go from 0 to 2:)

baddog 10-06-2004 05:11 PM

I can understand that . . . .besides, unsubstantiated claims like that don't really go over too well . . . . . now, if you could prove to them that the claim was true, that would be another story

newbreed 10-06-2004 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
I can understand that . . . .besides, unsubstantiated claims like that don't really go over too well . . . . . now, if you could prove to them that the claim was true, that would be another story
But my price IS the best, if they would do a search on there own fucking site they would see that... :(

WiredGuy 10-06-2004 05:12 PM

If you think that's bad, try submitting to Overture. They'll come up with 101 reasons to reject you. It's nice, it's like getting a dominatrix to tell you why your ads suck. LOL

WG

newbreed 10-06-2004 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


on the other hand. i had almost 20 sites go from 0 to 2:)


Noice!!!
:thumbsup

newbreed 10-06-2004 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
If you think that's bad, try submitting to Overture. They'll come up with 101 reasons to reject you. It's nice, it's like getting a dominatrix to tell you why your ads suck. LOL

WG

If I knew how to get a hold of you (Arika has connections, I know) I wouldn't have had to go to the AdWrods crap...lol

Rich 10-06-2004 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbreed
But my price IS the best, if they would do a search on there own fucking site they would see that... :(
Keep in mind Baddog is completely wrong 9 out of 10 times.

WiredGuy 10-06-2004 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbreed
If I knew how to get a hold of you (Arika has connections, I know) I wouldn't have had to go to the AdWrods crap...lol
Arika can get my ICQ number from Sleazy :)
WG

newbreed 10-06-2004 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Arika can get my ICQ number from Sleazy :)
WG

I'll make sure to send a new fax cover on my TPS memo for that...lol

WiredGuy 10-06-2004 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
I'll make sure to send a new fax cover on my TPS memo for that...lol
:1orglaugh

baddog 10-06-2004 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
Keep in mind Baddog is completely wrong 9 out of 10 times.
how would you like to suck on my cock? thought so . . . but I am not going to let you . . . sorry but you aren't any good at it

newbreed 10-06-2004 06:25 PM

Come on guys, let's stop the hate. Everyone hug everybody, and lets all get along. Besides, I am the badass here, not you all...:321GFY

baddog 10-06-2004 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbreed
But my price IS the best, if they would do a search on there own fucking site they would see that... :(
best price is rather subjective . . . too many variables (most of the time)

Since Dick says I am wrong 9/10 times would you care to enlighten us as to what product you have that is priced better than anyone else's?

baddog 10-06-2004 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbreed
Come on guys, let's stop the hate. Everyone hug everybody, and lets all get along. Besides, I am the badass here, not you all...:321GFY
I'd let Dick hug my cock if he was any good at it, but he uses his teeth too much and doesn't swallow . . . . I hate that

newbreed 10-06-2004 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
best price is rather subjective . . . too many variables (most of the time)

Since Dick says I am wrong 9/10 times would you care to enlighten us as to what product you have that is priced better than anyone else's?

Sure. Snowboard bindings.

xxxjay 10-06-2004 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
Because I used a superlative in my AdWords campaign... :1orglaugh

OMG - Are they serious??? I can't use the word "best" in my add???

ahahahahahahaha OMG, so many other things to bitch about and I got a "superlative" warning....lolololololol

they've been doing that forever

baddog 10-06-2004 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbreed
Sure. Snowboard bindings.
the only problem is that there are different quality bindings, so how do you prove that your prices are "the best"id someone else provides other bindings that might be a higher quality. but slightly more expensive?

I would think that if there was a way you could prove that
"all things considered" your prices were the best, you should do so . . . it can't hurt

Steen2 10-06-2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
If you think that's bad, try submitting to Overture. They'll come up with 101 reasons to reject you. It's nice, it's like getting a dominatrix to tell you why your ads suck. LOL

WG

Although their editorials are tough, I seem to like OVT better.

newbreed 10-06-2004 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
the only problem is that there are different quality bindings, so how do you prove that your prices are "the best"id someone else provides other bindings that might be a higher quality. but slightly more expensive?

I would think that if there was a way you could prove that
"all things considered" your prices were the best, you should do so . . . it can't hurt

It was an ad based on reference to price, not quality (although we have a say in that also).

Hint: "Best Price on ******* Bindings". :)

Tala 10-06-2004 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
If you think that's bad, try submitting to Overture. They'll come up with 101 reasons to reject you. It's nice, it's like getting a dominatrix to tell you why your ads suck. LOL

WG

Where can I get this job? :1orglaugh

Basic_man 10-06-2004 07:42 PM

You are NOT the best!

WiredGuy 10-06-2004 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Steen2
Although their editorials are tough, I seem to like OVT better.
Me too. If they would only lower their mins back to 5c, they'd be golden.

WG

newbreed 10-06-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basic_man
You are NOT the best!
No one said I was the best, just that I have the best price, read it again before you spout the fuck off. :321GFY

ArikaAmes 10-06-2004 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
You are NOT the best!
Maybe not to you, but have you ever even talked to him???

He is the best to me, and he's got a HUGE cock!:Graucho

pxxx 10-06-2004 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
If you think that's bad, try submitting to Overture. They'll come up with 101 reasons to reject you. It's nice, it's like getting a dominatrix to tell you why your ads suck. LOL

WG

Lmao, i hear you on this one WG. Overture kills me, google is "manageable"

gornyhuy 10-06-2004 08:05 PM

I'm not too happy with google today.

newbreed 10-06-2004 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I'm not too happy with google today.
Did you get a "superlative" warning too?

If so, prove it to me, and I will have Arika do a special superlative fan sign for you!!! :thumbsup

SlutFinder 10-06-2004 08:10 PM

yeh they have loads of crap like that, their policy says they wont advertise 99% of things anyway!

baddog 10-06-2004 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbreed
It was an ad based on reference to price, not quality (although we have a say in that also).

Hint: "Best Price on ******* Bindings". :)

have you tried "lowest?"

psyko514 10-06-2004 10:31 PM

badasses don't censor "fucking" ;)

newbreed 10-06-2004 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
have you tried "lowest?"
Yeah, that's what I changed it to after I got the nasty-gram, haven't heard back yet and it's been a few hours, so we'll see.. :)

baddog 10-06-2004 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
Yeah, that's what I changed it to after I got the nasty-gram, haven't heard back yet and it's been a few hours, so we'll see.. :)
if they play the superlative card again, try "low, low prices"

newbreed 10-06-2004 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
badasses don't censor "fucking" ;)
He now you ****ing *aa **nch, dont tell me what ***ing bad*****'s are supposed to or not supposed to ****ing **** ***** censor, ****ing got it? :winkwink:

newbreed 10-06-2004 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
if they play the superlative card again, try "low, low prices"
:1orglaugh

I think you like me :Graucho

baddog 10-06-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbreed
:1orglaugh

I think you like me :Graucho

I figure if I put you at complete ease with me, you won't mind when I stop by to take Arika for a bike ride for a weekend :Graucho

newbreed 10-06-2004 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
I figure if I put you at complete ease with me, you won't mind when I stop by to take Arika for a bike ride for a weekend :Graucho
If she's up for it, I don't care. I don't think you'd ride all the way here though...lol If you do that, you deserve at least a bike ride!

baddog 10-06-2004 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
If she's up for it, I don't care. I don't think you'd ride all the way here though...lol If you do that, you deserve at least a bike ride!
You don't think I would ride all the way to OH? I have ridden to Daytona Beach and back, in the winter, so OH would be a hop, skip, and a jump. Besides, I have a few friends not too far from you . . . . so you never know.

I'll bring an extra helmet. :)

gdog 10-06-2004 11:05 PM

All of my sites went from 0 to 3, I was hoping some would be a 6, oh well, keep on linking I guess.


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