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12clicks 10-05-2004 08:41 PM

It's amazing how the rabble jerk themselves off over the fox poll.
 
here's a clue for you surfers still not familiar with the internet.
internet voting can be manipulated.


I can't wait until Bush wins. you morons aren't bright enough to see it coming.

learn how our government works, look at the electoral college voting and see the truth. :1orglaugh

stocktrader23 10-05-2004 08:43 PM

Kerry wins, guaranteed. :thumbsup

BTW, it's every online poll. I've been secretely planning this for months. I have 42 computers with 20,000 proxies each. What I do is wait until the polls are up and pay one of my on staff programmers triple pay to hurry up and code programs to vote for Democrats across every poll on the internet.

Then I register 200,000 phonelines across the US, but especially in swing states. I have 1 employee for every phone line sitting by waiting on one of these polling places to call so they can vote for Kerry.

I also managed to place my spies in 80% of the audience on the programs that monitor reactions to the candidates.

Just doing my part.

Rob 10-05-2004 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Kerry wins, guaranteed. :thumbsup
Care to place a wager on that statement?

Young people vote on internet polls then are too fucking lazy or too busy playing Counterstrike to actually go out and VOTE!!! The Vietnam Vets make up a huge percentage of the actual voting population and Kerry has ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF GETTING THEIR VOTES!!! Just like the Baby Boomers had control of the vote about 10 years ago, it's the Vietnam Vets now and Bush will win simply because they view Kerry as a turncoat Jane Fonda wanna-be mother fucker. :2 cents:

Veterans Day 10-05-2004 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Care to place a wager on that statement?

Young people vote on internet polls then are too fucking lazy or too busy playing Counterstrike to actually go out and VOTE!!! The Vietnam Vets make up a huge percentage of the actual voting population and Kerry has ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF GETTING THEIR VOTES!!! Just like the Baby Boomers had control of the vote about 10 years ago, it's the Vietnam Vets now and Bush will win simply because they view Kerry as a turncoat Jane Fonda wanna-be mother fucker. :2 cents:

:glugglug

uchase/webpry 10-05-2004 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

I can't wait until Bush wins. you morons aren't bright enough to see it coming.

... I have already predicted it here:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=367472&s=

12clicks 10-05-2004 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Kerry wins, guaranteed. :thumbsup

BTW, it's every online poll. I've been secretely planning this for months. I have 42 computers with 20,000 proxies each. What I do is wait until the polls are up and pay one of my on staff programmers triple pay to hurry up and code programs to vote for Democrats across every poll on the internet.

Then I register 200,000 phonelines across the US, but especially in swing states. I have 1 employee for every phone line sitting by waiting on one of these polling places to call so they can vote for Kerry.

I also managed to place my spies in 80% of the audience on the programs that monitor reactions to the candidates.

Just doing my part.

want some lotion for that hand?

JakeR 10-05-2004 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Kerry wins, guaranteed. :thumbsup

hope you are using better judgement when trading those penny stocks on etrade

stocktrader23 10-05-2004 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
want some lotion for that hand?
Nah, Bush will win. Want some lotion for that ass?

WickedVenus 10-05-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Nah, Bush will win. Want some lotion for that ass?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Phoenix 10-05-2004 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Care to place a wager on that statement?

Young people vote on internet polls then are too fucking lazy or too busy playing Counterstrike to actually go out and VOTE!!! The Vietnam Vets make up a huge percentage of the actual voting population and Kerry has ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF GETTING THEIR VOTES!!! Just like the Baby Boomers had control of the vote about 10 years ago, it's the Vietnam Vets now and Bush will win simply because they view Kerry as a turncoat Jane Fonda wanna-be mother fucker. :2 cents:

how many vietnam vets are there?

i know puffy combs has promised about 3 million new voters..i wonder who they will elect

Rob 10-05-2004 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
how many vietnam vets are there?

i know puffy combs has promised about 3 million new voters..i wonder who they will elect

*Total troops deployed*: 8,744,000

Out of that we tragically lost 56,000. Do the math.

Also, I would chalk a Puffy Comb promise right up there with useable Sobe content as non-existent. He can air a concert where he wears a tasteless shirt that says, "Vote or Die" but out of the 3 million people he reaches 2.999.999 are pot smokers that will never make it to a voting station much less know where one is located!

*http://www.military.com

mookienow 10-05-2004 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Kerry wins, guaranteed. :thumbsup

BTW, it's every online poll. I've been secretely planning this for months. I have 42 computers with 20,000 proxies each. What I do is wait until the polls are up and pay one of my on staff programmers triple pay to hurry up and code programs to vote for Democrats across every poll on the internet.

Then I register 200,000 phonelines across the US, but especially in swing states. I have 1 employee for every phone line sitting by waiting on one of these polling places to call so they can vote for Kerry.

I also managed to place my spies in 80% of the audience on the programs that monitor reactions to the candidates.

Just doing my part.

You are a good American

mardigras 10-05-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Nah, Bush will win. Want some lotion for that ass?
We'll need lot's of lotion for everyone's ass. Astroglide stock anyone?:glugglug

Ironhorse 10-05-2004 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
*Total troops deployed*: 8,744,000

Out of that we tragically lost 56,000. Do the math.

Also, I would chalk a Puffy Comb promise right up there with useable Sobe content as non-existent. He can air a concert where he wears a tasteless shirt that says, "Vote or Die" but out of the 3 million people he reaches 2.999.999 are pot smokers that will never make it to a voting station much less know where one is located!

*http://www.military.com

Why would you think that Vietnam vets would vote against Kerry, he was a vet also and highly decorated..

..whereas Bush was chasing the Whiskey wagon and discovering the Magical Mysteries of the Nose Powder, high, high up there in the magic plane nobody remembers him flying..

skinnay 10-05-2004 11:37 PM

how about you guys put some money on it

chodadog 10-06-2004 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Nah, Bush will win. Want some lotion for that ass?
He likes it rough and dry. :Graucho

I think this election is going to be closer than people on both sides seem to think.

Drake 10-06-2004 01:35 AM

Internet polls are terribly inaccurate

chaze 10-06-2004 01:37 AM

Bush never had a chance, it's only a few key people trying to create a allusion there might be something otherwise.

You will see that it will not even be close when the time comes.

Sorry :(

stocktrader23 10-06-2004 01:45 AM

Dear Lord,

Please let the good Senator Kerry win so I can laugh in this idiots face for the next 4 years.

Amen.

goBigtime 10-06-2004 02:03 AM

I still say...Kerry will win, "by a landslide"

Because the "October Surprise" will be more of the GOP turning on itself admitting it made mistakes - and this time the media (including Fox) will be shining the spotlight on that as well (all of this will be intentional of course)

Why would they do that?

Ever heard of good cop / bad cop?

Both cops are on the same team with the same agenda.

Kerry and Bush are both members of the same Fraternity/secret society... (the most powerful fraternity in the country?) that only accepts 15 members per year. I think Kerry was a Junior when Bush was a Freshman.

Are you hearing Kerry say he thinks that the war in Iraq is a sham and that we should pull out of there?

No, of course not. Because he has the same agenda in the end as his "competition".

So what is the benefit of giving it to Kerry?

How about to keep the civilians happy. To let them think that America is still the land of the free with justice for all etc.

The (R)'s will be pissed for a second.. but they know that Kerry is a billionaire and he'll treat his kind right.

In the mean time, Kerry will stomp all over the world claiming to be cleaning up the mess left by the previous administration -- and the dems/libs will HAVE to give him the benefit of the doubt for at least a year or two while he does this.

After all... they'll have the candidate they wanted and voted for right? :Graucho

stocktrader23 10-06-2004 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
I still say...Kerry will win, "by a landslide"

Because the "October Surprise" will be more of the GOP turning on itself admitting it made mistakes - and this time the media (including Fox) will be shining the spotlight on that as well (all of this will be intentional of course)

Why would they do that?

Ever heard of good cop / bad cop?

Both cops are on the same team with the same agenda.

Kerry and Bush are both members of the same Fraternity/secret society... (the most powerful fraternity in the country?) that only accepts 15 members per year. I think Kerry was a Junior when Bush was a Freshman.

Are you hearing Kerry say he thinks that the war in Iraq is a sham and that we should pull out of there?

No, of course not. Because he has the same agenda in the end as his "competition".

So what is the benefit of giving it to Kerry?

How about to keep the civilians happy. To let them think that America is still the land of the free with justice for all etc.

The (R)'s will be pissed for a second.. but they know that Kerry is a billionaire and he'll treat his kind right.

In the mean time, Kerry will stomp all over the world claiming to be cleaning up the mess left by the previous administration -- and the dems/libs will HAVE to give him the benefit of the doubt for at least a year or two while he does this.

After all... they'll have the candidate they wanted and voted for right? :Graucho

Dayum! :1orglaugh

12clicks 10-06-2004 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
I still say...Kerry will win, "by a landslide"

Because the "October Surprise" will be more of the GOP turning on itself admitting it made mistakes - and this time the media (including Fox) will be shining the spotlight on that as well (all of this will be intentional of course)

Why would they do that?

Ever heard of good cop / bad cop?

Both cops are on the same team with the same agenda.

Kerry and Bush are both members of the same Fraternity/secret society... (the most powerful fraternity in the country?) that only accepts 15 members per year. I think Kerry was a Junior when Bush was a Freshman.

Are you hearing Kerry say he thinks that the war in Iraq is a sham and that we should pull out of there?

No, of course not. Because he has the same agenda in the end as his "competition".

So what is the benefit of giving it to Kerry?

How about to keep the civilians happy. To let them think that America is still the land of the free with justice for all etc.

The (R)'s will be pissed for a second.. but they know that Kerry is a billionaire and he'll treat his kind right.

In the mean time, Kerry will stomp all over the world claiming to be cleaning up the mess left by the previous administration -- and the dems/libs will HAVE to give him the benefit of the doubt for at least a year or two while he does this.

After all... they'll have the candidate they wanted and voted for right? :Graucho

Mork calling Orson, Mork calling Orson.

12clicks 10-06-2004 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Why would you think that Vietnam vets would vote against Kerry, he was a vet also and highly decorated..
because here in America, we get all the news, not just the liberal shit they pump into your country.

Do a 2 minute search on google and you'll know why almost ALL Vietnam vets are voting against kerry.

webmaster x 10-06-2004 06:39 AM

12Clicks and Joe Citizen/Rich/Metaform X are the same type of poster according to http://justtraffic.blogspot.com Funny but accurate

alexg 10-06-2004 06:45 AM

Nader will win this election. Mark my words

12clicks 10-06-2004 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
12Clicks and Joe Citizen/Rich/Metaform X are the same type of poster according to http://justtraffic.blogspot.com Funny but accurate
accurate?
with a mind like that I wouldn't be quitting my day job.:1orglaugh

webmaster x 10-06-2004 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
accurate?
with a mind like that I wouldn't be quitting my day job.:1orglaugh

EXACTLY.:1orglaugh


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