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  • Liquid_cash
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2004
    • 165

    #1

    Apparently women find this funny....

    Not the size of my penis but this....

    NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

    ALL ARE WELCOME

    OPEN TO MEN ONLY

    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
    accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a
    discount on registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered
    in
    this course include:




    DAY ONE

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

    Step by step guide with slide presentation


    TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

    Roundtable discussion


    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

    Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.


    THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO
    KITCHEN
    SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

    Debate among a panel of experts.


    LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your significant other

    Help line and support groups


    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
    INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.

    Open forum


    DAY TWO


    EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE
    OR THE BIN?

    Group discussion and role play


    HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

    PowerPoint presentation


    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

    Real life testimonial from the one man who did.


    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

    Driving simulation


    LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE

    Online class and role playing


    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


    REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING
    WHEN
    YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

    Bring your calendar or PDA to class


    GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

    Individual counsellors available
  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #2
    Originally posted by Liquid_cash
    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    It's possible to sit quietly as she parks... if you're killed instantly instead of just wounded.
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