Apparently women find this funny....
 

Not the size of my penis but this....

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a
discount on registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered
in
this course include:




DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.


THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO
KITCHEN
SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.


LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your significant other

Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.

Open forum


DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE
OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did.


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE

Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING
WHEN
YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

It's possible to sit quietly as she parks... if you're killed instantly instead of just wounded.