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  • newbreed
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 9898

    #1

    So John Kerry walkes into a bar, and the bartender say's...

    ...Why the long face?
































    Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
    I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
    fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
  • MrJackMeHoff
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 4569

    #2
    VP Dick Cheney
    21%
    Sen. John Edwards
    79%

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    • bringer
      i have man boobies
      • Jul 2003
      • 13082

      #3
      Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
      VP Dick Cheney
      21%
      Sen. John Edwards
      79%
      keep posting fake polls and gfy will praise you
      333-765-551

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      • dirtyone
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 3706

        #4
        I always love polls with fuck all to back them up.


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        • newbreed
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 9898

          #5
          Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
          VP Dick Cheney
          21%
          Sen. John Edwards
          79%
          What the fuck does that have to do with my RFLMAO joke?

          Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
          I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
          fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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          • Rob
            I'm a great bowler.
            • Nov 2003
            • 13310

            #6
            Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
            VP Dick Cheney
            21%
            Sen. John Edwards
            79%
            Did those numbers hurt when you pulled them from your ass?

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            • newbreed
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2003
              • 9898

              #7
              Originally posted by HighOnAcid
              Did those numbers hurt when you pulled them from your ass?

              Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
              I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
              fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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              • n3in
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2004
                • 1377

                #8
                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                Did those numbers hurt when you pulled them from your ass?
                msnbc's poll is pretty close to what he said

                http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036697/
                My sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page

                http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

                You can contact me about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

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                • Doctor Dre
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 51692

                  #9
                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                  Did those numbers hurt when you pulled them from your ass?
                  sadly he's right ...
                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                  • ezrydn
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 695

                    #10
                    Pardon me but, fuck a bunch of polls.

                    That quick punch line almost made me loose a good drink.

                    FUNNY stuff. Thanks.

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                    • newbreed
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 9898

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ezrydn
                      Pardon me but, fuck a bunch of polls.

                      That quick punch line almost made me loose a good drink.

                      FUNNY stuff. Thanks.
                      Exactly, all the pole monkey's need to chill for a while, lighten the mood a little tonight...


                      Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                      I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                      fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                      • Rob
                        I'm a great bowler.
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 13310

                        #12
                        Originally posted by newbreed
                        Exactly, all the pole monkey's need to chill for a while, lighten the mood a little tonight...

                        The only poll I'm concerned about is the one I piss and fuck with!

                        I'll leave the rest up to the actual voters.

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