My neighbor's dog just shit on my lawn and this pencil necked asshole walks
 

away without picking it up. Should I kick his ass? I only have cats, how do I get my cats to be vicious?

water works well

take a shit on his car :thumbsup

a shovel, a quick study in trajectories and your shit trebuchet is awaiting orders!

get some dog shit, put it in a paper bag, light it on fire, put it on his doorstep and ring the doorbell

haha, i like the shit catapult idea.

"I only have cats"....Pussy:thefinger

so what? its the ground, dogs shit their often.
were you planning on rolling around in your lawn anytime soon or something? I wouldnt even worry about it.

says the dog owner..

I dont have a dog, I only have one cat. :2 cents:

IF you had a dog, would you actually want to pick up its shit ? fuck no. so please, dont be a drama lawn queen.

Do you enjoy having piles of shit all over your lawn so you can't even walk out safe ?

It's commont sense.

It is very common for a responsible dog owner to pick up after their dog. :2 cents:

It's a good thing you don't have a dog... it's the law. Plus, it's just common curtosy not to leave piles of shit on peoples lawns.

Grab a shovel and just fling it on his lawn. Do that enough he will get the message.

pick it up and bring it to him.

let himknow you work from home and watch him do this all the time and you dont appreciate his actions. Ask him to stop and start being responsible.

then


tell him next time you wont return it, but you doubt the dog will ever be able to shit again either.

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That's a first!

pick it up, put it in a bag, leave it by his door

Dude would you want to pick shit up and carry it around? I know I sure as hell wouldn't. Feel blessed you don't have to fertilize your lawn this month, he did you a favor.

Except for the threat against the dog, that's an excellent idea :winkwink:

When I lived in a subdivision where I walked my dogs I always took plastic grocery bags with me. Put one on your hand, pick it up, turn it inside out, tie and you're set. It ain't rocket science but some people are too rude to care about their neighbors :(

maybe you'll get lucky and he'll stick his hand in the bag without looking...or smelling

pellet gun.

You'd be surprised how fast a dog will turn on it's owner when it gets a stinger in the ass. :winkwink:

I think you should pull a Hank! Grab the paper head for his lawn drop your drawers and let the soft serve flow. Picking up dog shit is one thing. Let him have to clean up YOUR shit!

Go tell that guy that you don't appreciate his fucking dog shitting in your lawn!

We gonna gets some shits, we gonna puts it in a bag, and we gonna sets it on fire!!

Lighting bags of shit on fire is not the answer!

You must confront the owner of the dog.

Tell him that you don't appreciate piles of dog shit in your yard, if that doesn't work then rub his nose in it and kick him in the ribs.

start dumping your litter box from your cats onto his front porch..cat piss way out stinks dog shit any day of the week :1orglaugh

This works well, give it a try or place in on the engine of his car if you can get to it!.....




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hell yea, toss your old litter in his yard, not only will it stink like all hell but it will also attract other animals in the neighborhood to piss and shit in his yard. Its the gift that keeps giving.

Some neighborhood associations will fine you if you DON'T pick up your dog's shit.

My mom has a baggy carrier attached to her leash so when her dog goes, she just picks it up and throws it away in the trash can.

No big deal. No worse than changing a diaper.

I don't know what the rules are in your area, but bring it up to your neighbor. I don't know why he would let his dog shit in YOUR yard anyway. Why didn't he walk his dog in his own yard?

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I did that one time. A neighbor's chow (looks like a bear cub) used to come down the lane about once a week and root through my garbage, making a mess all over my driveway.... then squat down and take a big dump and leave. I caught that dog right in the act one time, and took a couple of shots at it from my bathroom window with my old pellet pistol, a dirty harry 44 mag replica..... snapped it in the ass twice, it let out a fucking howl and took off.

And it never did fuck with my yard again.

Its sad that some people are so irresponsible.

Was the dog a Yorkshire terrior? if so, that was me.

I really hope you're a woman

It's so fukin easy to solve this problem.

Just get a photo of the guy and his dog.

Print out some flyers saying "I saw this guy letting his dog shit on your lawn. Please bring your dog to his house and have your dog return the favor."

Then, mail them to your neighbors. :thumbsup

poke him in the eyes.

funny part is also in the next post by OWNED "...so you can't even walk out safe..."



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you fuckers are really cracking me up with this shit...



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Toss a dead fish under the front seat of his car or put some pigeon eggs on the heater core of his vehicle..........that will fix his ass.
I have a neighbor that pulls this same BS......not anymore

Ooohhh.. Major pet peeve of mine. I hate taking my dog for a walk and seeing other people's dog shit on the trail. It takes 2 seconds to pick it up, just do it. Your dog, your shit. :)

Now if I could just find out who owns all these deer that like to shit all over my front lawn! That fucker is going to get a big bag of flaming poop soon. :1orglaugh

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Land mines. It's the only way. :BangBang:

putting cats in pillow cases pisses them off to and makes sure they stay that way for hours.

i found that out years ago trying to get them to the car.

Shot some paintballs :thumbsup

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i just carry two plastic grocery bags with me when i walk my dog. if he shits you double them up and pick it up and turn it inside out the tie it really good. no one else should have to pick up your dog shit.

definitely.nothing wrong with this!

Lighting bags of shit is always the answer. Think about how many lives could be saved if we settled our differences with flaming bags of shit instead of guns and bombs. :(

I think you mean "pussies". :winkwink:

Pick up some of that dog hormone spray and make a little line around your front lawn.

If that doesn't work buy one of those invisible doggy walls. If his dog tries to go in your yard his ears will hurt and it'll run.