I don't mean to be an asshole, but...
 

... or, I don't mean to be a bitch but...

If you're using one of these phrases at the beginning of your post, it means that you ARE about to be an asshole (bitch), you ARE doing it deliberately (you "mean to") and therefore you are being a hypocrite.

Try using the phrase, "You may think I'm an asshole (a bitch) for saying this, but..."

It's more honest.

I was just about to start a post beginning with that line... and that's when I realized that I probably shouldn't post it. I don't mean to be an asshole. :glugglug

You may think I'm an asshole for saying this but I think this thread is just yet another useless rant.

everybody doesn't want to be an asshole or a bitch,unless of course they insist to be one,right?

Perhaps:)

He's got it! :thumbsup

too much maddox ?

nobody want to be call a asshole or a bitch.:)

I think you're an asshole and a bitch.

so there.