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I just wanna be happy....
I just wanna be happy in life... I think I'll move to Maui and sell coconuts to dumb tourists for $29.95...
But then I realize... My coconut business will grow, and I'll have to hire more coconut pickers to keep up with the coconut demand... then I'll have to hire a coconut marketing guy to help sell all the extra coconuts, and then he'll bring in too much coconut business, so I'll have to get extra coconut affiliates to help me distribute all the coconuts... we'd have to launch a payout program called COCONUTCASH... maybe give away a car or something for every 200 coconut affiliates.... Pretty soon I'll be going to coconut conventions, hoping to hook up with some other cool coconut vendors... then I'll want to host the coconut parties at the coconut conventions... and I'll need even more coconut pushing people to help with that.... Then I'll find out that a bigger coconut company is using my best looking coconut to promote their own shitty coconut marketing biz.... They'll offer to send people over to buy my coconuts, but only if I give them 35 dollars for every $4.95 coconut sampler sale... Our coconuts will be so popular that everyone will want to buy wholesale coconuts, and for that we'll have to start COCONUT CONTENT... and then start monitoring for unlicensed use of our coconuts... I'll end up spending all my time checking my coconut stats, and looking for ways to automate the whole cococut picking and distribution process, and complaining about goddamn tourists who only want free friggin' coconuts... Fuck it... I'll never be happy... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif Lightspeed [This message has been edited by Lightspeed (edited 08-10-2001).] |
Too funny man! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot -- just writing "Maui" on the side of the coconuts won't sell them fast enough, so I'll have to hire a 6'9" graphics guy to moonlight some hip "Maui coconut" graphics for me, and maybe a short red-haired dirty-minded coconut writer to spice up our dull coconut ads... then i'll be telling everyone about it all on a cool coconut message board... i could go on, but i'm out of weed...
Maybe I'll move to Thailand and sell bananas instead.... ------------------ "Race to the bank with LightspeedCash!" |
I think he just did a photoshoot and all the testosterone is going to his head..
Lightspeed, go get some nookie from the wife. It's what you pay her for afterall. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif -Phil |
Could you please be silent while I announce Coconut2 ? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/tongue.gif
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Sure you haven't been drinking any Kahlua bro?
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HHHmmmm I seen to be selling allot of coconuts just lately.
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Hmmm...
you know you could poke a hole in the coconut and poke-a-nut... or you could ship a coconut to me and I could co-lo-conut... ehehe... damn. Hey I just found out that that the $300 tax break is coming out of our taxes next year -- so we all owe an extra $300 more now for 2001 -- cool eh? They call it the "re-bate and switch" technique. ------------------ http://www.boneprone-4-life.com/elite/medal.jpg ...from the nectar of the Bone flows all that clicks... |
Heheheh funny version of the "fisherman" chain letter.
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oh what a lovely bunch of coconuts
and then those voices returned, "dude over here, pakalolo, BUDS, elephant ear, maui wowie" the funny part of all this is that i had a friend in Hawaii that did just that, sold painted coconuts to tourists but her specialty was miniature paintings on finger or toe nails she got high one evening with that guy who starred on Grizzly Adams and painted grizzly bears on his big toe and mistletoe on the other toes (it was x-mas) but then again, i could be a pathological liar http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif |
Lightspeed, Did you ever meet your nighbour yet, the one that signed up for your affiliate program, or scared them and asked to borrow their internet service while they were making porn? That was pretty funny |
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Not yet, I'm waiting to see how much traffic she sends before I mess with her... LS |
Great idea man.
I wonder what the convertion ratios of those coconuts would be... ------------------ I'm new so go easy on me. |
Hey Steve,
Can I just grab some coconuts from you? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif ------------------ The All NEW www.PythonVideo.com Portal Page www.pythonpays.com www.dollarmachine.com www.naughtymail.com www.awesomecontent.com |
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hehehe http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif That is so fucking true...
You are so ambitious... that's very sexy http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif ------------------ Tracy ;) Fantasy Content http://www.fantasycontent.com |
Anyone know where I can score some fresh hot coconut content for my new "Barely Picked Coconuts"? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
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I think barely picked coconuts are good, but I've heard granny, fatty, and tranny cocounuts are selling like mad... Of course, I don't have the stomach to pick those coconuts...
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We've got plenty of grass huts for you all to sell your coconuts from, with a redundant shack across town. 8 feet of table space, and only $2.00 per pound per month!
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Its so hard to find good coconut models, they all seem to be into pineapples these days..
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Kewl...
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what's funny is that just proves that our business model can work with just about any product or service, just variablize the widgets =-)
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So wait....this has nothing to do with the fact that everytime I hang with the LS crew and someone spots a girl with nice tits Lightspeed himself goes all cross eyed and shouts 'Nice coconuts!"
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oh the irony.... http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif
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Since we're calling up old favorites today....
When I wrote this, i didn't realize how true it would all really become! Steve Lightspeed |
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A Christmas classic!
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First time I read it, but pretty good how you came up with that. |
Very Cute. If you need any extra "coconuts" I can let you borrow mine for a bit... but I need them back. ;) lol
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most people will never be happy dont feel bad
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it's funn,y but its a sort of morbid truth that the human being incompesses...The need to constantly improve and evolve, and that little overused term called greed.
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I'd give coconut cash a free listing if that would make you happy - if only for a moment....
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Thats a fishy story Steve, happy holls. :weihnacht |
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see you next year :xmas-smil
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I see the search has returned! Nice post Steve.
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A very interestign coconut story.
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