Never go out with Platinum Ellisa and Tanker they will make you......... (pic)
 

That was just a joke but they did make me sick, so sick in fact I barely made it out of the car before puking my guts out.

It started off pretty innocently............

Tanker called me up and is like Yo Derek are you coming to

Canada's Wonderland with us? I'm like does a one legged duck swin in a circle?

I knew that Tanker was an adrelline Junkie and I truly thought I could handle it. Like as long as it does not spin I will be ok so I thought . I always wanted to go , so I was pumped!!

OUR GOAL TO HIT AS MANY COASTERS AS POSSIBLE.

So the first stop was the TomRaider Canada's only FLYING COASTER for our 2004 season -- enjoy the thrills of a rollercoaster while experiencing the sensation of flying was the tag line.

http://www.dereksmout.com/wonderland...onderland1.jpg
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It was hell fun but something washed over me. My hands were clamy, my heart was racing , I was quiet and my motor balance was a little off. But No way in hell am I going to let Tanker and Ellisa know.

So off to another coaster called Top Gun.

Top Gun® is Canada's only inverted looping jet coaster. This mega coaster simulates flight with speeds of 90km/h, exhilarating 90-degree vertical climbs, barrel rolls, inverted wing loopovers, a 270-degree after burn and a complete snap roll over. Riders take flight in a fully open cockpit suspended beneath the coaster's steel track as the sky races below.

http://www.dereksmout.com/wonderland...onderland3.jpg

I was getting worse but i loved the rush. I got even quiter.

So I made them take a breather and check out the water fall

http://www.dereksmout.com/wonderland...onderland8.jpg


Tanker was getting pumped up and made me do a coater called THE FLY!!

The The FlyTM takes four thrill seekers at a time over an exhilarating 50-foot drop, through hairpin twists and turns and wild, breathtaking bumps. This coaster's unique design provides each rider with the feeling that they are riding in the front car while also allowing for some of the wildest side winding turns ever experienced in a coaster.


And this point I did my best to stay social and manintain some level of coolness. Inside I was dying.


I didnt take any more pics after this for it become low on my prority list all I wantd to do was Ride a few more and get the fuck home just to say I did.

Well. we rode 3 more then Im like guys Im done take me home. They agreeded and it was the longest car ride home ever. I prayed we could go faster yet i found myself sitting the car like I was in a roller coaster.


FinallY I was home. I felt my face go white I kicked open the door and

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Puked everywhere!!

Look at my face i was so sick and never looked worse in my life.

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Note to Self be prepared for some good times when you with Tanker and Ellisa.

It was worth it the funnel cake was amazing!!!

Anyone wanna hit a theme Park with me?

umm eww LOL glad ya had fun though

:1orglaugh

YAh it was fun!! :thumbsup

Dude, you look like shit man!

Did Tanker propose to you on the coasters? :)

Damn.
That's why I don't do rides like that.

pussy

I know I look like shit I cant belive it happened to me?


What can you do?:1orglaugh

hehe, really looks like you had a blast :glugglug

looks like you had an awesome time..

Damn,they really made u look sick :1orglaugh

i agree - it's tanker and ellisa's fault i got sick in their sink last time i was in toronto.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Oh gosh derek , they were just showing u good times !! haha

I tried to warn you about Tanker.....

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/004/03.jpg

fuck, just listening to that story made me feel sick lol

:helpme

well at least you had fun for the most part!

OMG Derek... you played that great I had no idea you were feeling so bad!

You covered up very well!

You ready to go again?

I love theme parks but I think I'm starting to get too old for those kinda crazy rides.

that was insane !!!:thumbsup

yuck:glugglug

I love those rids.

And since they are much safer at places like that I prefer to go there. Even with the big lines.

great rides , i wish that i could be there to experience the fun and excitement.:)

I saw a guy shit himself on the superman ride at six flags once. took them an hour to hose the shit off the ride and reopen it.

:(

Tanker's so damn... HUGE.... :winkwink:

Damn you look sick in that last pic!! At least you had fun being there, that kinda makes up for it :)

It was great seeing you again btw

bro u loook fuuuucked up, get some rest man

LOL, nice pics Derek :)
WG

last time i was at wonderland they were just debuting the vortex :glugglug

I looked that white after the stunt planes in Vegas in 2003. I have no idea how Tanker does it.

Young Jedi,
You weigh less than 120
what were you thinking?

And trying to hang with a guy who's fucking nickname is "Tanker"

:1orglaugh lightweight!

Looks like good times, good fun :thumbsup