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LadyMischief 10-04-2004 02:40 PM

This is fucking RIDICULOUS...
 
I applied for a birth certificate for our baby so we could travel and get her SIN number etc, and I filled out the application, sent in payment, etc. They charged me, but sent a new application sayign that I had to have it signed by a guarantor that i've known for at least two years and listed off a bunch of acceptable occupations for guarantors... Now how the hell am I supposed to find anyone that fits that bill when I just moved here? I'm not driving three hours to get a signature, and I'm not getting on a plane to fly out west. How stupid is this? I am going to so call and scream at someone tomorrow.


Just figured I'd share my angst.

Penrod 10-04-2004 02:50 PM

Fax?

Thumbking 10-04-2004 02:53 PM

just lie, they'll never know ;)

longbrick 10-04-2004 02:54 PM

Terrible, i know how it is in Canada when it comes to paperwork from the government.

but thats what you get in a socialist country, when technically nobody is in power, and nobody cares whos in power.

Status Quo

I love Canada

quiet 10-04-2004 02:55 PM

doing anything with passports etc is such a huge headache now. ugh.

GTS Mark 10-04-2004 02:57 PM

Lady M, I just went thru all this shit myself. I just got my chiropractor to sign for me although he hasn't quite known me for 2 years shhhhhhh!

It's a real pain in the ass, but trust me it's better than getting a passport renewed LOL! I just had to go through that shit today!

DH

P.S. You might want to contact your local MP about this, he/she might be able to help.

LadyMischief 10-04-2004 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Lady M, I just went thru all this shit myself. I just got my chiropractor to sign for me although he hasn't quite known me for 2 years shhhhhhh!

It's a real pain in the ass, but trust me it's better than getting a passport renewed LOL! I just had to go through that shit today!

DH

P.S. You might want to contact your local MP about this, he/she might be able to help.

Yeah I was thinking of that... I will be phoning them tomorrow to find out what my options are... They just piss me off so badly.

Holly 10-04-2004 03:47 PM

I don't get it. So you guys don't automatically get birth certificates for your kids there?

Here, someone comes to the hospital room before you ever go home with the baby and gets all the info. Then, in a few weeks it arrives in the mail.

You used to have to go to the social security office and apply for the baby's ssn right after it was born, and then they sent that to you in the mail. All you needed was the birthcertificate to apply, though. The hospital even gave you a temporary one to take home with you and use until the official one came in the mail.

Now, you don't even have to do that. They do the ssn stuff at the hospital when they do the birth certificate and both come in the mail.

WiredGuy 10-04-2004 03:49 PM

I had my accountant do it when I needed a passport and he had only known me for like 6-9 months at the time.

WG

ronbotx 10-04-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
I applied for a birth certificate for our baby so we could travel and get her SIN number etc, and I filled out the application, sent in payment, etc. They charged me, but sent a new application sayign that I had to have it signed by a guarantor that i've known for at least two years and listed off a bunch of acceptable occupations for guarantors... Now how the hell am I supposed to find anyone that fits that bill when I just moved here? I'm not driving three hours to get a signature, and I'm not getting on a plane to fly out west. How stupid is this? I am going to so call and scream at someone tomorrow.


Just figured I'd share my angst.

How could this happen in the socialist and pacifist Nirvana called Canada????:)

Rich 10-04-2004 03:54 PM

Same thing when you get a passport, you need a "professional" to do it.

Jensen 10-04-2004 03:56 PM

Why do you have to know someone and get their signature to get a birth certificate for your baby? :eek7

Rich 10-04-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronbotx
How could this happen in the socialist and pacifist Nirvana called Canada????:)
Since when are we socialists or pacifists? I haven't read the newspaper today yet, did they change our government on me?

You should learn more about your neighbors. We're capitalists and we've kicked ass in plenty of wars, not to mention fighting is an accepted part of the game in our national pass time.

reynold 10-04-2004 07:28 PM

It seems that nothings for free nowadays. we have to go thru allthe hustle and bustle of life, and it starts from birth.

Easton 10-04-2004 07:30 PM

Canada sucks, that's why i moved...

baddog 10-04-2004 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
Since when are we socialists or pacifists? I haven't read the newspaper today yet, did they change our government on me?

You should learn more about your neighbors. We're capitalists and we've kicked ass in plenty of wars, not to mention fighting is an accepted part of the game in our national pass time.

not socialist huh . . .that is news

MrIzzz 10-04-2004 07:36 PM

just move to NY, i have extra space in my bed.


oh and jact can come to, but he sleeps on the floor

some_idiot 10-04-2004 07:42 PM

Stop by the beaches, ...I'm a P.Eng

fris 10-04-2004 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
I applied for a birth certificate for our baby so we could travel and get her SIN number etc, and I filled out the application, sent in payment, etc. They charged me, but sent a new application sayign that I had to have it signed by a guarantor that i've known for at least two years and listed off a bunch of acceptable occupations for guarantors... Now how the hell am I supposed to find anyone that fits that bill when I just moved here? I'm not driving three hours to get a signature, and I'm not getting on a plane to fly out west. How stupid is this? I am going to so call and scream at someone tomorrow.


Just figured I'd share my angst.

ya my friend his 2 year old they just got their birth cert, its stupid. they been waiting all this time.

Goatse 10-05-2004 07:55 AM

I'm having the same problem with my passport. I'm supposed to name 2 people who have known me for 2 years or more, plus the attestation of someone who is a doctor, lawyer, etc. I'm a fucking recluse, I don't know anyone! So now I have to go to court and swear under oath that I'm a decent guy, and the judge will decide whether or not to issue a passport. It's a farce.

C-Bass 10-05-2004 08:13 AM

send it to someone you know via Fed Ex overnite. They sign it and send it back.



Bingo :)

sickkittens 10-05-2004 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spotter_03
send it to someone you know via Fed Ex overnite. They sign it and send it back.



Bingo :)


Trixxxia 10-05-2004 08:22 AM

LadyM - If you can't get it signed by a lawyer, accountant, priest - I think you can get it signed by a commissioner of oaths - try the bank where you opened your accounts - the manager should be able to sign that for you, if not, City Hall or the burrough office should have a commissioner of oaths to sign that for you.

SmokeyTheBear 10-05-2004 08:43 AM

Your a woman you know what to do....












































FAKE IT !!!!!!!!!!!

LadyMischief 10-05-2004 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jensen
Why do you have to know someone and get their signature to get a birth certificate for your baby? :eek7
It states right on the paper that not only must the guarantor be someone who is in one of the acceptable fields, but they must have known you for at least two years.

LadyMischief 10-05-2004 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
just move to NY, i have extra space in my bed.


oh and jact can come to, but he sleeps on the floor

Color me there.

Odie 10-05-2004 09:10 AM

yup, I'm going thru the same b/s w/ my passport..and then I gotta wait 2 hours in the passport office...:mad:

jhauser 10-05-2004 09:15 AM

Interesting that you dont get an application for a social security card for your child in the hospital. It sure makes life less complicated.


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