Who wants to be my board stalker?
 

Most of the other known names here have one, so I'm taking applications.

Tell me below why I should let you be my stalker...

hey baby :winkwink:

... I'll do it ... but let me get my current tool banned first.

when i move into winnipeg can i peek into your windows at night?

ill fight you for him :mad:

I can take Tuesdays, and Thursdays

Well I had two stalkers before, but they were both killed in unrelated events under mysterious circumstances.

I need new. Gotta have new. New = good.


Preference given if you're female, and you aren't going to try to shoot me.

like you have some pull here?

news flash

no one has a fucking clue who you are.:1orglaugh

hey - you didn't say anything about NOT shooting you at the start of this thread.... new rules don't count.

I am afraid I will have to rescind my offer

... stfun.

slut

Hmm.. sounds tempting.. except that you can't stand shooting :Graucho

Well okay, I don't mind a few pot-shots being taken.


No shooting below the belt though.

I have a clue who he are. :D

In fact, I have several clues who he are.

No way in hell I'm going to say who I think it is though, because..... what if I'm right??

I'd do it, but the last person I supposedly stalked has disappeared (Confucy/Microchick). Are you sure you want me? :Graucho

are you paying your stalker?

i guess im doing a good job of stalking if i havent been uncovered yet :Graucho

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