Little things we all share
 

Ever walk into a room....and forget why you went in there? Eventually two words float across your mind..."Alzhiemer's Disease."

Ever try to pick up a suitcase that you thought was full but wasn't? for a split second you feel really strong...

Ever been walking upstairs and think there was one more step...but there wasn't? Then you look really stupid...gotta pretend it's something you do all the time..."I do this all the time...It's the third stage of syphilis."

Ever done the same thing only you were going downstairs? All of a sudden your hips are in your chest.

Ever pour yourself a cup of coffee from a decanter that you forgot to turn on? (This works for those of us who drink the previous days' leftovers...you know, military types).

Ever go to sleep in the late afternoon and wake up after dark and have no idea what fucking day it is? "Shit, did I really sleep that long??"

Ever lay your head down on a pillow and close one eye, and watch the pillow move? What is that?? Close the bottom eye and the pillow moves up! Close the top eye and the pillow moves down! Creepy shit.

Ever stare too long at a chainlink fence and suddenly it seems like the links just kinda rush up at you? WTF?! I think it's related to the pillow mystery myself.

Ever been sitting on a train at the station and there's another train beside you, and one of them starts to move, and for a second or two you can't tell which one it is?

Little things we all share. :glugglug

Ever walk into a room....and forget why you went in there? Eventually two words float across your mind..."Alzhiemer's Disease."


ive done that so many times, its strange.

Underwear??

Ever go to put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge?

That's why coffee was invented.

Ever quote george carlin on gfy? :1orglaugh

Ever opened a new IE window, and forget what you wanted to look for?

Ever dreamed you were in some kind of shopping mall and all naked?

Oh yeah!! or in some other public place..

yep, isn't that annoying?

Yes.. that sucks dick :(

Mine would be blurting out a sound while whispering to myself or thinking about something. It just comes out and you look completely retarded; for a second, you pretend to be singing something to yourself, but everyone knows you're just faking it and they wonder why the hell you made that sound in the first place.

life sucks, yeah...

it all depends on your sensitivity

Oh, yeah! Cople of times I had those dreams!

Have you ever been thinking about a problem for a really long time, suddenly find the answer, and then forget it in the same second?

Or is that being blonde?

i do that too often

this shits happens to me all the time... guess ill need to stop smoking grass :(

Stuff like that happens to me from time to time, im 21.......alzhiemer's ? Nahh, to much booze :glugglug

I'm forever forgetting what day it is. The wife is no better. We'll turn to each other in the morning and say "Is it garbage day already?"

i do that all the time, it really gets on my nerves