A guy hired a few guys to tie up his wife so he could appear HEROIC!
 

yes true story...

a local guy(i THINK) hired a few high school kids (or college kids) to force entry in his house when he wasn't home (and his wife was), and tie her up

so he could enter while they were in the process of doing this, and APPEAR AS A HERO for his wife and scare them off...

when he entered they had her tied up in their bathroom and he hit one of the guys w/ a 2x4 and they went running out and he was the hero..

except one problem, one of the kids told their parents, who called the police, and now his wife knows.

lol. at least he cares about her enough to do somethin like that :winkwink:

what kind of vagina would tell his mom?

i bet the 2x4 wasnt part of the plan to start with lol

he told his mom?


lol

That idiot never heard of buying flowers? :eek7

man...i thought i could trust you :(

... another urban legend brought to you by buttface, true story.

nope no urband legend. you actually doubt it? in this fucked up world?

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funny story if it was real lol

dumb. if it was real, the chick might have a heart attack. Can't think of anything more scary than an intruder tying you up.

Anything without a link can be taken as a story that happened to a friend of a friend of a friend:glugglug

i know that guy. (well my friend does anyways)

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nice sig smokey, rofl

what a loser.

God my mom used to have to threaten me with jail with some of the stuff she suspected me of doing before I'd budge :1orglaugh

The kind of vagina with a dent in the side of his head and blood running down it?

Idiot husband will now get get charged with assault and could sued.

Bright spark not he is.

someone with skills would train the kidnappers to be semi gentle. ya know, talk to her, tell her everything is going to be ok and they are just going to hold her hostage for some money.

if they dont pay, then they will leave her safely somewhere while they make a sneaky getaway. i.e. have guns but tell her she wont be harmed.

The herioc man has gotten a bullet proof vest earlier in the year and his wife knows about his investment. he tells her, 'you can never be too safe these days.'


They get blank rounds and plan it out really good. They leave their dog in the garage and the guy makes a habit of taking the dog out in the back yard to pee when he gets hojme from work... and this is where the woman is tied up, near a window. the hostage water guy is sitting with his back to the window.

Then the guy comes home and goes in the garage like normal, takes the dog out back and sees his wife tied up inside the window. they get eye contact then he peeks in the room a bit and looks around the outside of the house as to get an idea of the situation. he kind of makes contact with his wife and asks how many there are. she nods when he indicates the right amount... so then there is a loud ruckus in the other rooms, several gunshots, then the husband throws two of the kids through the door to the bedroom ripping the door down. they fly on the ground. the husband then rushes the guy in the br and gives him a few good punches to the gut then picks up his cell phone and pretends to call the authorities while he gets his gun out of the keysafe and throws the intruders weapons in there. he is holding them at gunpoint when all of a sudden one of the guys turns off the light (has to at night and done so it would get dark in the room), and the intruders run out.

there you go end of story.

nobody gets caught and is 100% believable and exciting if the kids agree to get roughed up