Bearded Clam
 

OK, we all know how important text is, (non-paid) SE traffic is impossible without using it in your pages, and you need to entice the surfers with creative text links. But the top words are impossible to get a good ranking for, so it helps to be creative and use different less popular terms.

I know a shitload of terms that all mean the same thing, and some sound pretty funny. Let's take "pussy" for example, everyone post your synonym for this keyword!

Bruce

I am from Australia so many people may not get mine, but it is:

Map Of Tasmania

Explaination: Tasmania is an Australian State... See this page: http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/austr...alia_pol99.jpg and Tasmania is right at the ass end of Australia, by itself!

Mound

Scoobs -- LMAO! That Tasmania looks actually like a big veiny cow's heart http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
Dat's some gnarly puss ya got down under mate.


synonyms:

Box
"the evil 'C' word"
quiff
quim
queebla <----my own personal fav
whisker bisquit
clam salad
oyster
snatch
Love canal

And for you easterner's --

fish bucket
bait bucket
bay of fundy

For you trekkie's --

wormhole
cuntum singularity
docking clamp
Shuttle bay

Damn, it's too early for me...
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