Why God Why?
 

Why is it that after a really good romp in the sack, the guy is completely satisfied and is perfectly content to turn on the baseball playoffs, whereas the woman is left wanting more? I've asked around. It's a phenomenon.

I bet God (should there actually be a higher being in charge of this mess) is having a good chuckle about this one.

Elli you can cuddle with me if you'd like. :Graucho

Because you are multiply orgasmic and he is not. The best he can offer is cuddling. Try giving him head after, works for a lot of people.

My GF tells me to finish or get the fuck off :2 cents:

This doesn't happen at our house -- guess my fiance is worth keeping :Graucho

Seriously, do you talk to your guy about it?

i dont have sex, i make love :Graucho :winkwink:

That's why nerds are good in the sack, because they don't give a shit about sports, and also know that it might be the last time in a while that they get to be with a naked chick.





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really???? i only fuck.

It was scientifically proven that an orgasm truly does release a chemical in the man's brain that is stronger than valium... relaxes him to the point of being able to sleep if he closes his eyes.

On the flip side, it wakes up a woman completely and gives her an energy boost.

As for wanting more though, that shouldn't be... the man should be able to take care of that.

Wow . . . that's kind of sad!

Well, he does take care of it in any way he can.. :Graucho He's got a good heart :)

As for the oral afterwards, well.. tried that and... he was so relaxed ummm hahahahah Let's just say I've never had that happen before. :1orglaugh

Thanks for sharing that. I thought I had a touch of narcolepsi.

LMAO to funny... I don't watch BaseBall :1orglaugh

The baseball was merely an illustration. He doesn't watch it much either. :)

I usually ask the girl if she wants another go.......thats no problem :glugglug

Buy him some meth or speed. That will make sure he's good for another few fucks.

But then I would have to ditch him because I don't put up with drugs in my life. It would be a bit of a lose-lose situation.

Why do you think they invented vibrators?:glugglug

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

its an age old problem that only if we are lucky will come to an end but as far as i see it we can give it up on getting much out of them after they have cum

maybe get all your nuts off first and then he gets his or maybe he is just not cutting the mustard lol.

I must love you then, because I'm already at the lonely and bitter stage. :Graucho

I think it's pretty normal :D

You call me when that happens. I'll bang you until you cry for mercy.

And then you won't be able to walk your dog without a skateboard and kneepads.

of course you love me or you would not have helped me bury that body in florida

GODDAMMIT SHOK THAT WAS A SECRET!

bastard.

Now that's one more body I gotta take care of. *grumble*

Promises, promises. I would wear you out and you know it. :Graucho

From what I heard Shok is an expert at burying things in Florida...

Answer 1: Have two guys! Don't do them at the same time. One then the other... Well since that didn't work out.

Answer 2: Girls seem to like guys to follow up with some good clit licking after the guy has shall we say satisfied himself. It doesn't make you gay and you can learn to do it to avoid, well you know. She'll love you for it and come back for more.

Next lesson we discuss the G-Spot...

Got to train your men ellie :Graucho

Good point. He's not squeamish about the sloppiness factor, thank goodness. I think he actually kinda likes it...

Remove the TV from the bedroom, and then cuff him to the bed before you start. That way he can't go anywhere til you're good and done :thumbsup

Cuffing him would limit his talents unneccessarily. :Graucho

I would never just finish and turn on the baseball playoffs.

Football maybe, but not baseball.

Hockey I'm willing to allow, playoff NFL ok in the semi's or the final, but not baseball.

Sounds like you're with the wrong guy Elli, a guy shouldn't be done until his girl is.

Generally I make sure she's had 2 or 3 orgasms before I finish... and then its usually her thats ready to get up, clean up, and watch TV or something afterward...

:Graucho

Wanna come play?

The very premise behind my business.

Our trick is that I get to have a couple orgasms before he starts. Then I'm tired when he's done. Well, usually. :Graucho

for me its the opposite, they always wanted to snuggle whereas i just wanted to sleep.

*nodding knowingly*

We've adopted the same solution, I see. :)