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What is an Anal Hobbit?

A small creature that has a funny name and resides in your butt?

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Originally posted by ElvsManson:
A small creature that has a funny name and resides in your butt?

LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Hey Bro ... Where did your "I" go ??? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/eek.gif

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I'm at home and haven't got a clue what my password is so i use a different (sort of) name..

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It was cool meeting Amanda from Python.
Too bad you couldnt make it brent!

A small furry creature living in the ass of a gay man - perhaps a small gerbil?

According to Google -- ANAL HOBBIT -- :winkwink:

2hp

do I have anal hobbit

Anal hobbits are small happy creatures who like to tinker with useless gadgets which they have dreamed up in their little brown caves in the far hills of Ass-staria. They use tools such as sky hooks to hatch their twisted concepts. Well versed in the art or fantasy physics they twiddle their shigs until the full moon comes and plants itself firmly in the ring of the porcelina goddess, "Amercian Standard."

Althought they live a somewhat peacefull existance, they sometimes find themseves plagued with the invading penile marauders, who penetrate the hills and enter into thier caves. Though it is somtimes a painful experience they still fight back launching the stink torpedos at the filthy invading forces. They are generally a peacful race of hobbits, drinking heavly and haveing parties. Sometimes if you listen close enough you can hear thier smelly belches wafting from the Hills.

is it anything like the "rainbows" that crawl up the inside of cartman's leg and bite him in the ass? because they sound suspiciously similar. :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by tASSy

is it anything like the "rainbows" that crawl up the inside of cartman's leg and bite him in the ass? because they sound suspiciously similar. :1orglaugh

yeah only these guys pay taxes

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Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

A gay dwarf.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Im not sure - but being gay I feel I should probably get one......

Jeezus, who's the gweeb who bumped this old relic of a thread?

2001? Someone's bored tonight.

For a second there I thought Hungryman the ripoff artist was back.

surprised there isnt a pic for this thread yet.

Well here is the answer -

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42. Talk about the anal hobbit and how that changed your life. - The Anal Hobbit was a character created by Boneprone at the Portland AWE show in 2001. Boneprone, Tanker, SixNine, and I were all sitting around in the afterhours suite when a newbie came up to us and said "I have 200 uniques a day, and I want to know how to make some money!" Boneprone loves to fuck with people. And he was in rare form that night! He said, "Well, you're lucky you asked us. We'll tell you the truth, not like all these other guys!" We spent the next couple hours telling the biggest, most elaborate bullshit story I have ever witnessed, all centered around "Jesuscash" and their best converting site "TheAnalHobbit.com". He told the guy that the Anal Hobbit was actually the midget from Austin Powers, but he couldn't get more work, so he turned to gay midget hobbit porn to make a living. I kept thinking the guy would realize we were feeding him bullshit, but he never did. I also thought we should let him off the hook before he left, but no one did that either. The story got so complicated and elaborate, with subplots and minor characters, I wish we had video taped the whole thing. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. When one person would run out of ideas, he'd pass it to the next guy, and so forth. We even pulled random people from the crowd, giving them a wink and asking them to verify pieces of the story. We've since adopted this into a convention game we call "Liar Liar" where the challenge is to see how long you can go without saying even ONE true thing. Another classic round happened last March in Cancun. We had a woman believing that I owned the internet, but I was getting bored with it and was considering closing it down. "But won't that affect millions of people?" "Well, yeah, but FUCK THEM, its MY internet!" The day of the Anal Hobbit story was a turning point for me. It was the debut of the "Lightspeed and Tanker" comedy show, where we first realized what a good team we would be. It was also the first show I attended where I felt invited to hang out with the "cool kids", instead of sitting in the lobby at 11pm, wondering where the hell everyone went! .

From the Steve Lightspeed ambush interview - http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/ambush/lightspeed.htm

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Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

A gay dwarf.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by tASSy

is it anything like the "rainbows" that crawl up the inside of cartman's leg and bite him in the ass? because they sound suspiciously similar. :1orglaugh

nice episode