10 Offensive Quotes
 

"I fucked the Olsen twins before they were famous."

"I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot."

"Yes, I have plenty of change you homeless piece of shit. Thanks for asking."

"Mace just makes me hornier."

"Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian!"

"Once she goes Mexican, she'll never want sex again!"

"Rape is no laughing matter... Unless you are raping a clown!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up in the freezer!"

"Abortions tickle."

"I swear, I didn't know she was three!"

Someone's been to t-shirt hell. :glugglug