you know you're a player when
 

your condoms expire

I've had that happen.

theyre not suppose to ... you should run out of them....thats when your a real player

you mean: you know its been way to long for you when your condoms expire.

condoms...expire..wtf no true player lets their condoms expire..gotta use em all up

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...when you carry morning after pills in a tick-tac container

maybe that'll be my new pick up line. my condoms are expiring this week dont want them to go to waste... :winkwink: :winkwink:

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That's what I was thinking. Expired condoms mean you bought them years back hoping you'd one day get some but still have'nt.

good one

you never know when shits gonna happen, good to be prepared. don't wanna get stuck using her condoms cuss maybe her last bf had a small dick. :(

lol, I always keep a condom or 2 on me when I go to a party or something :Graucho

I keep a condom or 2 with me when i go jugging, at all times bro.

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My thoughts exactly :thumbsup

exactly!:thumbsup

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now that made me laugh

you are juicy as juicylinks ! :1orglaugh

i always get fresh packs every month :Graucho

brilliant

Now thats a true player, mad props on that one.