Hiring: MONKEY Toronto area
 

As I have promoted my current monkey to a better position within the firm, I need some new blood.

Monkey must know basic html and have a good understanding of computers, networking and running scripts.

Monkey must be reliable with his own vehicle.

Wages are negotiable, this is a full-time position.

Ability to start immediately is a definate asset.

Monkey position is not suitable for students.

Leave message on ICQ for consideration

285-477-379

i have a few available.. but they're a little young.. still in diapers..

The ideal monkey is 18+ with little to no social life but the desire to make alot of cash learning as he works.

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He'll be available in 4 or so months...

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haha I would do it if i was in that area

Amusing, our company had a conversation about this (Using just about the same wording) about an hour ago. Good luck finding someone, if you get anyone overqualified, send them our way, we're in the GTA also :Graucho

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where do i submit my resume ?

Please message me on ICQ.

285-477-379

wont this take away time from your spamming?

A good monkey is hard to find!

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are you from rollingthunder in hamilton?

you make a good monkey :)

No.

Monkey see, Monkey do.

Since I've been getting a few inquiries, Monkey's make a $30k salary ($600/wk.) to start plus lucrative bonus plan, this is a 9-5 job w/ overtime potential.

Drug users always welcome.

let me know when you'll open an office in montreal

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To answer a few of the inquiries I've received on ICQ, we are a very aggressive internet marketing firm with a number of Fortune 500 clients who would most likely deny association with us.


:Graucho

Our call center is in Montreal. :thumbsup

i like this more! good monkey!:1orglaugh

Last call for money wannabes to talk to me.

I am hiring somebody TONIGHT!

285477479

*BUMP*

Way too busy, need one more monkey now!