awkward moments
 

the most awkward of all moments is making eye contact in the mirror in a public restroom with somebody sitting on the shitter through the small opening between the door hinges. it works both ways as well.

LET'S HEAR SOME MORE GENERAL AWKWARD MOMENTS THAT HAPPEN TO EVERYBODY. (specific awkward events pertaining to only you need not apply)

:Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh especially if they are doing the strain face.

No question it was when I was about 18 years old and I was parked in a quiet, or what I thought was a quiet area, with this girl. Both of us were naked and the t-tops were off the car, when all of a sudden a van came down the road. Within seconds the girl I was with had herself totally under the dash on the passenger side and had all of our clothes covering her with a kung-fu death grip on them. Before I had much chance to do anything I found myself in a reclined position looking up at a women driving by my slowly looking straight down on me from the vantage point a large van gave her. I did the only think I could do. Covered myself with one hand and waved to her with the other. That woman will forever remember the night she drove by the guy who was in his car alone naked with his hand on his dick.

Hah! Reminds me of this one kinda,

I was taking this chick I was seeing home around 2am, not much traffic out and she was blowing me as I drove. We get to a red light and there's a car in front of us that I stop at.
She's going at my schlong with gusto, and my foot slips off the brake and I bump into the car in front of me.
A woman gets out of the car all angry and starts to walk back to my car, when the girl blowing me pops up with a grin on her face.
The woman sees her head appear above my lap and just turns right around, gets in her car and drives off.


Akward moment:
Ex-girlfriends coming over to my table at a restaurant and start chatting and flirting till I introduce them to my wife, then things get oddly quiet.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh