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StuartD 09-29-2004 08:35 AM

ok, time to be honest. Are you the type that just doesn't get laid?
 
This is an anonymous poll... no need to identify yourself. You can post all the macho banterings you like, but for for the voting, please be honest.

Are you a nerd, loser, wannabe, low esteem, computer-aholic, social anxeity or any other type person that just can't seem to get laid?

Be honest. I'm curious.

Juicy D. Links 09-29-2004 08:39 AM

:batman :batman :batman :batman

rowan 09-29-2004 08:44 AM

Two words: I'm married

StuartD 09-29-2004 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Two words: I'm married
So no sex then huh?

HammerALL 09-29-2004 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Two words: I'm married
To Quote John Levi's character in American wedding - " The longer your married - the longer you can go without sex"

StuartD 09-29-2004 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
:batman :batman :batman :batman
I should have had one more "Massive amounts of Juicy Sex" option... sorry, I'll remember that one for next time :winkwink:

bangman 09-29-2004 09:28 AM

The only time I leave this computer is when I need to get some sleep.

Nicky 09-29-2004 09:29 AM

Id say im somewhere around average thus i voted for that......maybe abit lower accually, depends if im in a relationship or not at the time :glugglug

hova 09-29-2004 09:30 AM

What is sex?

TheLegacy 09-29-2004 09:31 AM

I have one of the hottest fiancee's around and she loves women and 3somes.. what can I say..

Im a happy camper

Phoenix 09-29-2004 09:32 AM

the key is getting them to come to you


then it is just like taking a break to play video games

lol:winkwink:

Ross 09-29-2004 09:33 AM

I'm 21, have been in a relationship since I was 16. I get average amounts of sex.

SlutFinder 09-29-2004 09:34 AM

nope im not that kind of person.. doesnt happen to me much

Dagwolf 09-29-2004 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Two words: I'm married
:glugglug

FlyingIguana 09-29-2004 09:36 AM

its been so long i forget where to put it.

if i really wanted to get laid i could just go to bars, but i'm not looking for that. i really miss school, so much easier to meet girls with all the group work and parties :thumbsup

brizzad 09-29-2004 09:36 AM

im in a steady relationship, we're young and horney - i probably fuck at least 5-7 times a week

SlutFinder 09-29-2004 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
I'm 21, have been in a relationship since I was 16. I get average amounts of sex.
seems to be some nice women in scotland :Graucho

cant understand what theyre saying though! :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 09-29-2004 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlutFinder
seems to be some nice women in scotland :Graucho


I've seen a pic of his girl, I'd hit it hard for sure.

Ben.Z 09-29-2004 09:48 AM

CONFIDENCE will get you mad play. :thumbsup

... and you can't just act confident, you have to live it. then you'll be fighting them off with a sick! Women can smell it.

:glugglug

Elli 09-29-2004 10:06 AM

*whistles innocently*

irishfury 09-29-2004 10:11 AM

Normally get lots of pussy but not recently I've spent more time working on other things instead of getting pussy...

Tala 09-29-2004 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Two words: I'm married
Yep yep.

"Life after death is about as probable as sex after marriage." Madeline Kahn as Mrs.White in the movie Clue.

Head 09-29-2004 10:16 AM

Up untill i was 30, unless i had a girlfriend i didn't get laid a lot. But once i started getting confident I scored a lot more. Plus i read some acticles on the subject and it helped.

polish_aristocrat 09-29-2004 03:19 PM

According to this poll 16% of GFY'ers are virgins :Graucho

WickedVenus 09-29-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
So no sex then huh?
not true im married, and I stil have sex. :Graucho

the Shemp 09-29-2004 03:23 PM

i think the last time i had sex was in the 80's (1980's, not 1880's) :)

cool1 09-29-2004 03:29 PM

I hate having to turn down the ladies.
but if I didn't I would have no time to work or for my kids

webgurl 09-29-2004 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WTS - Ben
CONFIDENCE will get you mad play. :thumbsup

... and you can't just act confident, you have to live it. then you'll be fighting them off with a sick! Women can smell it.

:glugglug

this is so true :winkwink:

webgurl 09-29-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
i think the last time i had sex was in the 80's (1980's, not 1880's) :)
:1orglaugh your posts always makes me laugh for some reason , you should have persued a career as a comedian !

dig420 09-29-2004 03:58 PM

a lot less since I quit drinking and partying, just never around new women. I've only spent maybe one year out of the last 10 not being in a relationship though, so I actually get lots of sex. It's just that the dry times between women seem SO much longer than they actually are :mad:

tranza 09-29-2004 04:02 PM

I have mad amounts of sex... word!

I'm almost living with my GF now... We sleep together at least 5 times a week...

:glugglug

fuzebox 09-29-2004 04:27 PM

I do alright, but I wish I had the confidence to go with my damn good looks... Then I'd be unstoppable.

Holly 09-29-2004 04:40 PM

No sex here.

:(

StuartD 09-30-2004 06:43 AM

a good percentage of GFY are virgins. Somehow, I'm not surprised.

Although, that "a lot of sex" option seems like BS to me. Some people must need to pretend to be macho even while anonymous.

Raven 09-30-2004 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Mario
To Quote John Levi's character in American wedding - " The longer your married - the longer you can go without sex"
There are exceptions. I'm married......and smiling. :)

Ross 09-30-2004 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
I've seen a pic of his girl, I'd hit it hard for sure.
:Graucho

Ross 09-30-2004 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlutFinder
seems to be some nice women in scotland :Graucho

cant understand what theyre saying though! :1orglaugh

The language of LOVE is universal. You don't need to hear her talk, groaning loudly will do just fine....

Anyone from the USA she's met can all understand me and her fine... We speak politely sometimes ya know :)

And yeah she is HOT as hell and there's tons more HOT Scottish girls.

SmutGiant 09-30-2004 08:06 AM

Simply put, I'd rather focus on building my business & assets while I'm young and not risk knocking up some girl and being tied down for the rest of my life for one night of pleasure.

Hopefully I'll end up with a girl who's appreciative of the fact that I didn't fuck everything in my path, and hopefully that girl will be that same way, lol.

Of course I still get some action, but it's not my #1 priority.

kowntafit 09-30-2004 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
Simply put, I'd rather focus on building my business & assets while I'm young and not risk knocking up some girl and being tied down for the rest of my life for one night of pleasure.

Hopefully I'll end up with a girl who's appreciative of the fact that I didn't fuck everything in my path, and hopefully that girl will be that same way, lol.

Of course I still get some action, but it's not my #1 priority.

Either that or you will miss out on a huge part of life that you can never get back, only to oneday meet a whore who is only after your money. But if it is all about the money, fucking your hand is a much cheaper alternative.

FlyingIguana 09-30-2004 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
a good percentage of GFY are virgins. Somehow, I'm not surprised.

Although, that "a lot of sex" option seems like BS to me. Some people must need to pretend to be macho even while anonymous.

its not that hard to get laid, unless you're butt ugly

NakedBo 09-30-2004 09:03 AM

I haven't had sex since I broke up with my bf (and some time before we broke up). That's over 3 months right now and I'm going mad!! I just don't feel like sleeping around, because most guys I meet are either not affaileble, creaps or on the other side of the freaking ocean :(

Ross 09-30-2004 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
its not that hard to get laid, unless you're butt ugly
A good percentage of GFY are Butt Ugly!

FlyingIguana 09-30-2004 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
A good percentage of GFY are Butt Ugly!
then they can all fuck each other than

FlyingIguana 09-30-2004 09:34 AM

oh and talking about virgins. i've never had sex without a condom, so my cocks never touched a pussy. so i still consider myself a virgin :thumbsup


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