Getting divorced, already a new girl wants to move in!
 

So my wife's brother sends me an email to my pager back in
May saying they're cleaning my house out while I'm outta town
on biz... The reason given was she "doesn't want to have an
arguement in the future". I still don't what she means by that.
I come home to an half empty house and a week later
get served with the petition. Read though it find no less than
11 lies in it about the finances (SURE she doesn't even have
a personal bank account...) , so ticked off I go to my favourite
pub to be mad at the world. As I'm sitting there nursing my
pint , this young girl starts hitting on me. Now 4 months later,
she's talking about moving in and our plans for the future. She
knows that I am only just starting the divorce process.

So opinions, is this a trade up or not? (I know it's just a plain
bad idea, but I've always been a risk taker)

Current estranged wife
Age: 29 , weight 140lb , height 5'5" , doesn't cook or clean,
hates the adult biz , thinks I shouldn't have complained about
buying her parents a condo

http://thumbs.iamlazy.com/wuli-gfy.jpg


New girl
Age 23, weight 120lb , height 5'8" , loves to cook and clean,
could care less about the biz as long as I take her to a few
expos, believes that alcohol only comes in beer and tequila

http://thumbs.iamlazy.com/zena-gfy.jpg

GFY is the first place I think of when I seek advice :thumbsup :glugglug

I think you know what you should do, so I won't even offer any advice... However, the new girl looks like Kirsten Dunst. :thumbsup Cutie!

Hard to judge without naked pics.:2 cents:

But the cooking thing is a plus...:1orglaugh

Why the fuck would she want to move in?

Best relations have a set distance between both parties. :2 cents:
This way, you can let the relationship stretch and possibly grow into something greater.

Well my mother and the new gal are already phoning each other long
distance. The wife had a way of alienating people. ...not really
going to get any objective opinions local.

There's a pic of the wife and I fucking on a Xyplex router in
the GFY archives somewhere. No nudies of Z yet.

Why is she crying? And what the hell is that on her nose?

hmmm

Pic was taken after a few of were messing around in the basement
doing the Mystery Science Theater 2000 thing. She had just finished a
really long laughing fit.

A small diamond stud.

both are ugly skanks and your furniture looks like it came from a thrift store :2 cents:



:drinkup

they are both ugly but if u have to choose i would take the 2nd one as she will cook and clean. Just make sure shes not just after u for your money

Sorry, wife took the most of the photo albums. It's a pic
from christmas at my grand parents. That's the height of 1970s
style in furniture!

Mine is much worse.

i never liked your wife anyway...

You ever meet her?

I never took her anywhere after she went off on Sleazy for
getting me a table dance at Private Eyes in Toronto.

i heard she was an anti porn crusader

don't be so dependent, try surviving on your own for a while

i sense an entertaining episode of Jerry Springer in the making.

:1orglaugh

Smart man here. You are just getting out of a marriage, there's no reason to be looking to shack up with someone again. Im sure you are feeling lonely because its not the same when you dont have someone to come home to, seriously, you need some time to yourself, make sure your head is on straight and that there isnt any baggage from the divorce, then you can make decisions with a clear head. :thumbsup

I don't want to cause any problems between you two, but have you ever seen an official form of ID from this woman? Because huh... it looks as though she may have shaved off at least a decade from her actual age.

dump her and try to find a girl who is at least attractive

Yah she's 23, checked the citizenship card the day we met.
Had to show her mine too, she didn't believe I was 32.

:thumbsup

Yah sorry yet again about that night Sleazy...

Atleast Angel is hanging back around now that there is
noone to make her feel uncomfortable. Perhaps I can get
her back infront of the camera.

Make sure you screw the old one and the new one looks much better

dump her man! that's the best thing for you to do!

the voice of experience

she kinda reminds me of kirsten dunst

http://film.onet.pl/_i/news/duze/k/kirsten_dunst_3.jpg

except Kirsten is cute

:1orglaugh

the gurl beside you looks asian... Is she the wife? or the 23 yrs old?

you would just be a idiot to have the second girl move in when your divorce hasnt even started. It will cause problems.. you will be fighting over the divorce and the EX for years... who needs the grief.

for fuck sakes..enjoy the single life. Order out..hire a maid and keep her as a fuck buddy. She has a look about her that says

" lazy gold digger"..the minute she moves in and gets comfy.. I bet the cooking and cleaning cut way down...and she quits her job..if she has one to begin with.

:2 cents:

Do whatever makes you feel happy.

I think that is another woman next to his wife (who appears to be asian)

I was thinking that myself!

you really can't read, can you?

I agree with u :Graucho

Ur new g/f....what is her nationality?

Yah the wife is the asian, Chinese actually.
The new girl is Polish.

Just never seem to get them where learning to talk to their
parents is an easy task.

My feeling exactly.. enjoy being single - and learn to depend on yourself and look after yourself. I dont think your looking for another girlfriend - think your looking for a mom who will look after you again.

:1orglaugh

Don't let the bitch move in. Some people are gluttons for punishment. Don't be one of them. Make her keep her own place.

:2 cents: