Juicys tip of the night.
 

When you clubbing, start a tab on a business cc with bartender but make sure you know the bartender. End of night close tab.

DO NOT put tip on the CC ever. Drop money in your hand and shake thebartenders hand and slip it to him so he can pocket it and not have to split with the dumb ho working the bar with him.


You can use this on your taxes and stuff if your set up as a corp or lld or whatever. This is regular club. I dont recommend this at a titty bar.

Word up.

And on our taxes, mark it as what type of business expense? Or how do we label it...

thats what the accountants for :Graucho :Graucho

I just give him the books and let him deal with it.

Also if you go out to dinner and shit like that.

A good accountant will get you through all the loopholes and cut down on the amount you owe or increase your return come end of the year. Worth the money spent.

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gets enough money. he can lick my balls, also "petty cash" is gooooooddddddddddd just make sure you keep it moderate and shit and save some reciepts

many loppholes especially if your set up as a corp.

Get a GOOD accountant. Take advantage of the loopholes.

Also if you take a chick out to dinner and you ddont get laid you can ride that off as a loss since you didnt get tail

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its true.

I bought quickbooks 2 yrs ago or so. After 30 min i gave up on that shit.

I do old fashioned way


expenses/revenue in excel

give that shit to accountant with bank statements and let him do his job :Graucho :Graucho

haha yea exactly :Graucho

see if anybody needs tax advice or corp advice lmk , i may fuck around but some fields i am good with advice.

I'm going to ask my tax guy about this... I may be getting a HUGE refund this year:1orglaugh

how did the nite of clubbing go?

what did you wear?

how many numbers did you get?

haha interesting

I don't pay for none of that stuff, I be doing the Lords work

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good tip ... :)

100% true

I write off everything related to my dog. YES my dog, his food, vet bills, toys, etc. It goes under 'security system'

Expense it.

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Same :glugglug