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chaze 09-25-2004 10:58 PM

I'm hitting up the casino for 20/40 hold em tonight, any tips.
 
Thanks, I lost my ass last time but tonight I am going to be more patience and take care of business.

Chris 09-25-2004 10:59 PM

never play with your money.

chaze 09-25-2004 11:01 PM

How do I play then?

piker 09-25-2004 11:01 PM

best advice.. is be patient.. and dont bet when behind... only play winners

Chris 09-25-2004 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by chaze
How do I play then?
If you dotn play with other peoples money never use hard earned cash

seriously you will regret it and you will be depressed when you lose it all

alot of people i know save up for like two weeks change they get from the stores ... dollar her e.. two bucks there .. stuff like that ... and go with about 50-100 of just spare money

if you lose it .. it will be spare cash ya lost.

johndoebob 09-25-2004 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by chaze
How do I play then?
With your dick :Graucho

chaze 09-25-2004 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by johndoebob
With your dick :Graucho
:321GFY

I start with a grand how can i get that from left over scrilla.

I hear you though when lost 1600 in 4 hours man the drive home was hard... :helpme

vapewiz 09-25-2004 11:08 PM

If you asking for tips here don't play 20/40 play 3/6 or some thing. Also buy a book like Winning Low Limit Hold Em by Lee Jones or one like it to learn how to play well before playing a higher limit ring. Good luck wish you sat down at my table tonight. :)

malakajoe 09-25-2004 11:09 PM

Play tight but aggressive. Meaning don't play many hands (10 - 15%) but when you do play, play them hard. Gain respect at the table if you only play winners...and then after awhile you can steal a few pots.

chaze 09-25-2004 11:09 PM

All right, thank guys I'm off.

johndoebob 09-25-2004 11:09 PM

Hold em means fold em - play with brain and you'll make some cash. :thumbsup

If you want to see what the pros have to say get the DVDs from 25poker.com :thumbsup

scoobydookc 09-25-2004 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by chaze
:321GFY

I start with a grand how can i get that from left over scrilla.

I hear you though when lost 1600 in 4 hours man the drive home was hard... :helpme

If you've already asked the question 'how should I play,' and then brought up the situation where you were down what seems to be a substantial amount to you.... don't play. if you have the "I don't want to lose'' mentality, just stay home.

Otherwise, my advice would be find a lower limit game where the idiots play.... poker is just a game of bingo, all about luck right?

If it's "too low limit for me," remember winning what you consider a little is better than losing what you consider a lot.

chaze 09-25-2004 11:17 PM

I won 4 g's 2 weeks ago and my budy one 5 today at 40/80

I'm very good, I just like to hear others input in case i missed something.

First rule for me is never chase pass the flop at high stakes unless you own the table.

Peace :thumbsup

Pleasurepays 09-25-2004 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by chaze
Thanks, I lost my ass last time but tonight I am going to be more patience and take care of business.

gambling is an excellent investment for smart investors such as yourself. the fact that you are intuitive enough to know to ask for advice on GFY is proof that you are already ahead of the game.

just remember three simple rules for gambling success.

1) never forget that you are probably better than they are.

2) it's not always about the math! it's about the "lucky feeling". practice hard to develop your sense of *lucky* so you will recognize faster when you just can't lose and know when to make the big bets.

3) always take the free drinks. fuck them. you are going to definately win all their money because you are very clever, you may as well hit them with a double whammy and suck down as many free drinks as possible.


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