Elton John owns you!
 

if that makes me gay, then I'm gay. The mutha fucka (hahahahahaha refernce there) rocks.

http://www.jasonandalex.com/images/gay.jpg

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Elton John = Legendary Lars

Elton John is awesome.

Take More Meds! Drink More!

I am a victim of my own doing...

the banned word: N i G g 3 R.....




funny how I was crucified for that, yet the perp went on to start his own msgboard, and even spam it here successfully!!!!!



wait, maybe I can do that....

DRINK MORE POST MORE!!!!




I'll be banned for sure.
















Guess what happens to a good thing when you jam a broomstick in its ass.





























You think I'm toast? LOL....... I got your toast in my pants.

Behold, the ravages of time:

http://www.lasvegassun.com/from.ed/2...P000061529.jpg

There's a guy at the Howl At The Moon in Tampa that sounds just like Elton John. I love hearing him play/sing.

HAHA! Your seriously nuts-o tonight amp..

you ain't seen shit yet bro

Elton is the best and that doesnt make anyone gay.

Amp please contact me on ICQ 161992248

"Bluejean baby, LA lady
seamstress for the band..."


Ahh, always reminds me of a certain... someone. :D

God I love that song.

How many mixed drinks you had tonight amp? I say 8 so far.. and it's just getting started..

why do you care? ; - ))

Cuz I'm about to go get my drink on in about 30 min!

Elton reminds me of a neglected child...

6 beers (Corona), and 2 Gin & Tonics


(with limes of course)

whats wrong with having fun? some of us dont even need to drink to be nuts!

what did the walnut say to the raisin??
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lets go nuts!

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Damn I'm good.. Did I call 8 or what? lol

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I only can tolarate two songs from that fudgepacker:

Saturday... Saturday, Saturday.... Saturday night's alright, alright, alriiiiiiight! Wooooooh! (The Who's version is much better)

I'm the rocket man! (Rocger Clemens' hymn)

Is she a tiny dancer ?

ooyeah.

dude, you named yourself after a guy that can spread his asshole open with his hands, what are you talking about "fudgepacker"...

here is the key to the closet.

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Was this another Xanax moment? :1orglaugh

My gaping anus is the result of a very serious medical condition, not homosexual activity. I'm very offended by your insensitive comments.

Got any more of those jokes?

horse walks into a bar and bartender goes 'why the long face?'

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