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Something to get you all laughing....


A-hole looking for a high maintenance drama queen - 28
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Date: 2004-09-21, 11:05AM PDT

Well summer is over and I think its time to settle into some sort of unhealthy high drama, high stress type of relationship for the next few months to keep busy during the cold dark days of winter. Just think of all the fun ways we can pass the time!

Phone hang ups, calls from blocked or unidentified numbers are always fun or the "call back" waiting game. And, lets not forget the "who was that" game and if you really wanna step it up we can play the fake "just called to see what you were up to" game when we wanna check up on each other.

Then we can move on to the subtle little fights in public where you want me to follow you and I don't but then when I do you get mad at me for not giving you enough room. Oh I'm getting giddy just thinking about it! So much fun!

Oh and how could I have forgotten email and txt msg'ing... endless possibilities there...

Then finally we can try and make each other jelous by flirting with others while out together and checking out other people just to see if the other person notices and says something b/c well, that only means we care about each other and is a certain sure way to reasure our insecurities.

You must be really hot, spend a lot of money (yours or whomevers but not mine b/c i'm broke) on ridiculous Dior sun glasses, purses and boots, always wear fragrance that stays in the room after you leave and has everyone thinking "wow, that smells good, what was that?", care about dumb stuff like what I drive and who I know and how nice my body is and how pretty I am when you show me off to your friends.

I on the other hand will reward you with planty of ammunition to use for all the drama by not calling when I say I will, flaking out on dates, being inconsiderate sometimes just to see your reaction, according to you drinking too much, be a little dirty and underdressed when we go out just to piss you off a little and get more "bad" attention, at times seem to think, care and talk only about motorcycles... but God damn, I will smell good, be sexy, and when I'm sweet to you I'll make you melt like no one else ever has, and do you like a porn star so when you talk to your friends it will all start and end with "Hes such an A-hole.... but, hes so good in bed".

Then in the end it will all go to hell when we finally can't deal with each other's egos, power trips and insecurities but the sex will keep us coming back for more of the love/hate untill it finally all drags out for way too long and one of us gets tired or finds someone else, I'd figure that will be around April or May so it will be perfect.... spring.


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he has summed it up perfectly..lol

I would Maintain you anyday hun ;-)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA


THat was f***ing hilarious

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hhahahah nice one!!! :thumbsup

haha veryly nicely written

I've experienced every sentence in the post within the past year.