Ever wish you were EVIL ???
 

http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/misc/overlord1.htm


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The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

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nah! not even came into my mind!

it think it will mean a lot of fun...and a lot of hassles too..but nah...life is short..so letz have fun! :feels-hot

Yes, I someday want to become the real life Cobra Commander. I'll even hire a guy with a metal face and call him Destro. Then I'll bang a chick with glasses and call her the Baroness :Graucho

what, no mention of having a mini me? how can you be an evil overlord without having a mini me?

"56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice."

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nah! that'll be too difficult to maintain!

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