have you gotten laid lately?
 

no?


i didnt think so. how could you possibly get laid with a fat ass like that

:1orglaugh Stop eating fast food?

Brad??

yeppers!!:Graucho

:1orglaugh

our food is healthy for you. we have salads. with a lot of toppings too.


mcdonalds makes you fat, not wendys!!!!!!!!

nope my girl left me 2 weeks ago :(

stop feeling sorry for yourself, put down the burger, and get yourself a new ho

just got done fucking 42 minutes ago :thumbsup

and im definately not fat.. im a skinny white boy

lol well im under weight! so not needing to lose any! bu you cheered me up anyway :)

yep . thank God my wife was so tired that she slept through it and didnt wake up to say no.

hey pothead, get the bong off your lips cause your dreaming!!!!!

you just got laid????


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I tapped that ass like no other an hour ago

was it filled with cream and yellow on the outside?

:1orglaugh i make sure and fuck BEFORE i hit the mean green.. whenever im high, i last like 24 seconds.. so my g/f makes me hit it before i smoke up a blunt

Hey Brad whats the special tonight?

shich brad are you referring to? the twink that dresses funny, or the egotist that likes trannies?

which Brad is this? im assuming bradshaw (you might as well go work at wendys) ... but im hoping its not him, i'd hope someone like bradshaw would have more to do than a fake gfy board character

hi, and no, i am not lobsterboy

Got laid this mornin :thumbsup