how to see the light?
 

DO YOU WISH TO SEE THE LIGHT?

WELL HERES YOUR LUCKY DAY!

INTRODUCING THE JESUS DIALER PROGRAM! THAS RIGHT! JESIS CHRIST HIMSELF HAS NOW ENDORSED PORN!

WIT THE JESUS DIALER YOU WILL MAKE HOLY CASH THAT'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM HOLY SHIT!

SO HOW DO I SEE THE LIGHT, YOU ASK? WIT YOUR HOLY CASH YOU CAN AFFORD ALL THE DIAMOND AND PLATNIUM IN THE WORLD TO JUST BLING YOURSELF BLIND!

JESUS DIALER! HELPING ADULT-WEBMASTER TO SEE THE LIGHT!