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Dirty F 07-25-2001 03:43 PM

Do women fart...
 
...when they are alone?

DamageX 07-25-2001 03:46 PM

DUH!

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enoj 07-25-2001 03:47 PM

They should, it feels good

Red 07-25-2001 03:51 PM

no women do not fart. They may on occasion pass gass when alone, but they do not fart.
We also do not sweat, we glisten. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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aedx 07-25-2001 03:51 PM

sure they do!!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
and some of them even if they're not alone hehe

Angel11 07-25-2001 03:54 PM

yes we do, we fart, we sweat, we even have to take a crap sometimes, IF WE DIDNT WE WOULD DIE...plus it feels good...LOL

Tam 07-25-2001 03:57 PM

I am with Angel.... as bad as you guys hate the thought, we do all those things to..... we just don't run around bragging about it afterwards....... or at least I don't.

Yeah I can hear it now...... hey, twilite, I farted today and it was so....... well...... see? It doesn't sound exactly right coming from me........... but we do it. LMAO

Tam

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Dirty F 07-25-2001 04:00 PM

lol @ Angel&Tam.
Nasty thought tho, women farting.
I do hope they dont smell as bad as most men do.

Tam 07-25-2001 04:04 PM

Well the cat gets up and runs for his fucking life after giving me a nasty look.... so what do you think?

rotfl

Sorry.... damn I should go cook dinner...... today is my hubby's Birthday.... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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TwilitesZone 07-25-2001 04:09 PM

Tam? I thought we agreed never to discuss our bodily functions in public again. Especially after what happened the last time.

SHEESH!

Twilite



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Decland_Mcqueen 07-25-2001 04:21 PM

Well I know women fart. It's just a woman will not fart in front of a man unless she is very comfortable. A least that is what I heard.

PS This is my first time using this board.

Tam 07-25-2001 04:22 PM

Twi..... I'm sorry, hon...... I know I promised not to ever voice that in public... but dammit they had to ask, blame them......... I promise not to tell them about that wet one you zapped out a few weeks ago..............

Boy oh boy....... someone hit my off button....... LMAO

*gagging*
I am leaving, you guys are corrupting the hell outta me.

Tam

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Tam 07-25-2001 04:24 PM

Decland_Mcqueen, oh go fuck yourself.... and I mean it, really........ GO.......... and bring back pics.. LMAO

Tam

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ammo325 07-25-2001 05:23 PM

The loudest fart I have heard from a women is called a pussy fart

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Dirty F 07-25-2001 05:26 PM

Oh yes, i heard some nasty pussy farts in the past. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Minte 07-25-2001 06:41 PM

Only when you pull their finger

jimmyf 07-25-2001 07:09 PM

My last wife never farted and one day she just exploded, what a waste she was a good woman. Don't know how many time I ask her, baby how come you never fart.
Always the same answer, it's not lady like to fart.

She was out shopping at Penny's one day and they came to my door and told she Exploded
all over the ground floor.

Then I got a bill from Penny's for clean up.
I finally got them to agree to $ 1,500.00 clean cost.

Heck, when I think about it, she was worth every cent of $ 1,500.00.

Jim

[This message has been edited by jimmyf (edited 07-25-2001).]

amateurcanada 07-25-2001 07:51 PM

sometimes from places you wouldnt believe lol

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tenletters 07-25-2001 08:24 PM

Getting a woman to fart, in front of you, is like when your baby starts talking....

It's cute at first but you'll soon get REAL damn tired of it!

What is real funny is when your cat farts!

whoreans 07-25-2001 08:25 PM

lol i seen a dog fart before.. it got me rolling for days.. and still does now that i thgouth about pets farting.

Babagirls 07-25-2001 09:53 PM

yep....we fart! lol


kemp 07-26-2001 11:26 AM

Of course they fart - here's the proof!
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fantasyc 07-26-2001 11:28 AM

Not me http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif Never http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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TheFLY 07-26-2001 12:13 PM

damn maybe I can pick up women by asking them if they fart... seems to be a popular topic with the ladies... ehehe

have any of you farted during anal sex? ehehe... damn if she farted and...

that would be...

ummm...

ok

Minte 07-26-2001 12:15 PM

Gettin' a real bad visual now ;/

TheFLY 07-26-2001 12:24 PM

Excuse me miss...

I've always wondered...

about women...

and their ummm... bodily functions.

I saw you sitting there by yourself,

and it just occured to me that you were a woman...

damn...

*cough*

well I've been wondering...

"Yes????"

Well...

do you...

you know...

fart?

*giggle*

"Yeah.... we do... You're so cute..."

*smile*

*blush*

Gosh thanks...

"Do you want to see me fart?"

Oh I don't know...

I mean we just met...

and I don't know...

we're in public...

what if...

ummm

"Let's go back to my place..."

...ok

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Dirty F 07-26-2001 12:39 PM

Hehe.
Its a good thing i asked this, i learned alot in 2 days http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


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