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stocktrader23 09-22-2004 08:22 AM

My neighbors are fucking assholes...
 
I have had the cops to my house 6 or 7 times in the last year. Maybe more, I lost count. I'm ready to move in the middle of 50 plus acres and become a hermit completely.

Ice 09-22-2004 08:23 AM

Im sorry .... I'll stop calling :(

polish_aristocrat 09-22-2004 08:25 AM

What are you doing so that they call the police so often :question

They must have a reason.....

stocktrader23 09-22-2004 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
Im sorry .... I'll stop calling :(
I think I'm gonna do that deal where you call every bug spray guy, moving company, cab service, yard service, hooker, stripper, roofer, siding company, etc. in the phonebook to show up at their house at the same time one day.

ronaldo 09-22-2004 08:26 AM

Well, either YOU'RE doing something wrong, or your neighbors just hate you and THEY'LL eventually be charged with harassment or public nuisance or something like that for continually calling the Police for no good reason.

jacked 09-22-2004 08:27 AM

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertai...upertroop1.JPG

and you wonder why... :1orglaugh BEAR FUCKER!

DarkJedi 09-22-2004 08:27 AM

move out of ghetto

stocktrader23 09-22-2004 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
What are you doing so that they call the police so often :question

They must have a reason.....

No, they are fucknuts. Our next door neighbors are suing one of the guys for harrassment, threats, etc. I don't talk to the idiot personally, I'd end up bashing his skull in.

Ice 09-22-2004 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I think I'm gonna do that deal where you call every bug spray guy, moving company, cab service, yard service, hooker, stripper, roofer, siding company, etc. in the phonebook to show up at their house at the same time one day.
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

stocktrader23 09-22-2004 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
move out of ghetto
Moved out of the ghetto when I was 9. This is in the "nice, quiet, country".

OWNED 09-22-2004 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
My neighbors are fucking assholes...
I have had the cops to my house 6 or 7 times in the last year.

Lemme guess, they're black ?

stocktrader23 09-22-2004 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OWNED
Lemme guess, they're black ?
Nope, no black people in this neighborhood.

Edit: I don't think black people call the cops. :orglaugh

Joesho 09-22-2004 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
No, they are fucknuts. Our next door neighbors are suing one of the guys for harrassment, threats, etc. I don't talk to the idiot personally, I'd end up bashing his skull in.
LOL be careful now, wouldnt want anyone to accuse you of trying to be a tough guy cause you want to bash some morons head in LOL

stocktrader23 09-22-2004 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
LOL be careful now, wouldnt want anyone to accuse you of trying to be a tough guy cause you want to bash some morons head in LOL
I didn't threaten someone on a message board. ;) I'm just saying, if it weren't for my wife and kid I would already be in this idiots face. But I know if I go over there and he starts some b/s I'll snap. 6 or 7 police visits is over the line.

xlogger 09-22-2004 08:37 AM

My neighbors are all old people. I can do whatever the hell i want to, have parties, loud music. They are like the nicest people EVER! :thumbsup

12clicks 09-22-2004 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I have had the cops to my house 6 or 7 times in the last year. Maybe more, I lost count. I'm ready to move in the middle of 50 plus acres and become a hermit completely.
why does the nieghborhood trash never see itself as trash?
you'd think the police showing up 6 or 7 times would ring some sort of bell.

stocktrader23 09-22-2004 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
why does the nieghborhood trash never see itself as trash?
you'd think the police showing up 6 or 7 times would ring some sort of bell.

Same reason the high IQ with no common sense people don't understand that they are socially retarded.

Internet God 09-22-2004 09:30 AM

You still never answered the question.

Why are they calling the cops on you?

Music? Drugs? What?

Fred Quimby 09-22-2004 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Internet God
You still never answered the question.

Why are they calling the cops on you?

Music? Drugs? What?

He does naked jumping jacks in the back yard:Graucho

mardigras 09-22-2004 09:43 AM

Cops don't come without a reason, especially more than once. What reason are they giving?

Are you providing boom-boom entertainment for the neighborhood?:glugglug

stocktrader23 09-22-2004 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
Cops don't come without a reason, especially more than once. What reason are they giving?

Are you providing boom-boom entertainment for the neighborhood?:glugglug

They have to come when they receive a call.

Manowar 09-22-2004 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jacked
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertai...upertroop1.JPG

and you wonder why... :1orglaugh BEAR FUCKER!

:1orglaugh

stocktrader23 09-22-2004 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Internet God
You still never answered the question.

Why are they calling the cops on you?

Music? Drugs? What?

Let's see. Involves 2 different neighbors.


1: My dog decided to start climbing out of the fence one day and went to a neighbors house behind me. When I went to get her the neighbor told me how she was a huge dog lover etc. and that the dog could come over any time. Dog visited for about 3 months and the lady even let her in the house every day to play with her dogs. When my dog was in heat she had 5 or 6 neighborhood dogs following her. The dog lover that told me personally she wanted the dog to come in her yard / house etc. called the police because the male dogs that followed her into the yard one day were fighting. Instead of walking 30 feet to talk to me she called the cops about a dog she wanted over every day but that one. (idiotic, cops laughed)

2: Live in the country on a dead end road way out in the sticks. My best friend who is a police officer brought his 4 wheeler over and road it to the dead end and back then rode it around my yard. The nutty neighbor called the police that he was riding it wrecklessly on the road and in the yard (yeah right) so they came out for that and had a good laugh.

3: Loud music when we weren't home. They left a note on my door, we never even play music in the house.

4: Sitting in my office working, wife in the living room and we get a knock. It's a cop and he says he had a report of me and my wife outside yelling at each other 20 minutes before he got there. I proceeded to tell him our neighbors are fucking idiots and we haven't even been outside, much less in an arguement. He apologized and left.

5: Dog was chained up at our shop with a concrete floor. Doghouse in the door of the shop, long ass chain. Dog lover called the cops because it was cold outside and the dog was outside. (chocolate lab with doghouse full of hay)

6: Same dog, same chain. Psycho neighbor called to complain about the dog barking. Middle of the day, he lives 2 acres down and across the street. Cops had a laugh and left.

7: Best friend (cop again) parked his 16 foot trailer 90% in my yard and less than a foot in the street. Wide ass, country, dead end road. 1 week later psycho neighor decided it was in the way so he called the cops. Cops called me on the phone and asked me to move it. I told them I was going to drag it all the way in the yard right then and hung up. When I went outside a cop met me at my driveway and said I didn't need to move it right then because it was raining. He also said he wouldn't even have asked but the guy keeps calling about it. Anyhow, he told me to move it the next day when it quit raining.

Next morning I get a knock from another cop because psycho neighbor has already called about the trailer again. 8:00 am before I woke up to even think about moving it like I discussed with the first cop. I asked the cop if the same idiot keeps calling to bug them and he laughed and said yes, he calls constantly.


You decide, assholes or no?

ronaldo 09-22-2004 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Let's see. Involves 2 different neighbors.


1: My dog decided to start climbing out of the fence one day and went to a neighbors house behind me. When I went to get her the neighbor told me how she was a huge dog lover etc. and that the dog could come over any time. Dog visited for about 3 months and the lady even let her in the house every day to play with her dogs. When my dog was in heat she had 5 or 6 neighborhood dogs following her. The dog lover that told me personally she wanted the dog to come in her yard / house etc. called the police because the male dogs that followed her into the yard one day were fighting. Instead of walking 30 feet to talk to me she called the cops about a dog she wanted over every day but that one. (idiotic, cops laughed)

2: Live in the country on a dead end road way out in the sticks. My best friend who is a police officer brought his 4 wheeler over and road it to the dead end and back then rode it around my yard. The nutty neighbor called the police that he was riding it wrecklessly on the road and in the yard (yeah right) so they came out for that and had a good laugh.

3: Loud music when we weren't home. They left a note on my door, we never even play music in the house.

4: Sitting in my office working, wife in the living room and we get a knock. It's a cop and he says he had a report of me and my wife outside yelling at each other 20 minutes before he got there. I proceeded to tell him our neighbors are fucking idiots and we haven't even been outside, much less in an arguement. He apologized and left.

5: Dog was chained up at our shop with a concrete floor. Doghouse in the door of the shop, long ass chain. Dog lover called the cops because it was cold outside and the dog was outside. (chocolate lab with doghouse full of hay)

6: Same dog, same chain. Psycho neighbor called to complain about the dog barking. Middle of the day, he lives 2 acres down and across the street. Cops had a laugh and left.

7: Best friend (cop again) parked his 16 foot trailer 90% in my yard and less than a foot in the street. Wide ass, country, dead end road. 1 week later psycho neighor decided it was in the way so he called the cops. Cops called me on the phone and asked me to move it. I told them I was going to drag it all the way in the yard right then and hung up. When I went outside a cop met me at my driveway and said I didn't need to move it right then because it was raining. He also said he wouldn't even have asked but the guy keeps calling about it. Anyhow, he told me to move it the next day when it quit raining.

Next morning I get a knock from another cop because psycho neighbor has already called about the trailer again. 8:00 am before I woke up to even think about moving it like I discussed with the first cop. I asked the cop if the same idiot keeps calling to bug them and he laughed and said yes, he calls constantly.


You decide, assholes or no?

Sounds like a miserable fuck who isn't happy with his lot in life and is intent on making everyone around him miserable too.

I'd suggest putting a NO TRESPASSING sign on your property. If he comes onto your property again and leaves a note, call the police on him.

mardigras 09-22-2004 10:08 AM

You should have gotten copies of any reports (and insist a report be made each time it happens). A handful of those taken to your police chief with some witness statements on your behalf will put a quick end to that. It is a crime to call the police under misleading circumstances.

Or move.:glugglug

neverlearn 09-22-2004 10:13 AM

Sounds like your Neighbours are fucked dude...heres what I'd do ....go to the grocerie store and buy a case of canned tuna and rent a snow blower.
empty all cans of tuna into a heap, start snowblower, spray evenly over their lawn....repeat.
Make sure they are not home when you do this of course.
Canned tuna is hard to see in amongst thier grass, the snowblower will make it almost particlized... I would use at least 4 cases...
They will have every living breathing animal shitting all over thier yard and making noises etc... they will eat all the evidence and you will be in the clear....

chupachups 09-22-2004 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Let's see. Involves 2 different neighbors.


1: My dog decided to start climbing out of the fence one day and went to a neighbors house behind me. When I went to get her the neighbor told me how she was a huge dog lover etc. and that the dog could come over any time. Dog visited for about 3 months and the lady even let her in the house every day to play with her dogs. When my dog was in heat she had 5 or 6 neighborhood dogs following her. The dog lover that told me personally she wanted the dog to come in her yard / house etc. called the police because the male dogs that followed her into the yard one day were fighting. Instead of walking 30 feet to talk to me she called the cops about a dog she wanted over every day but that one. (idiotic, cops laughed)

2: Live in the country on a dead end road way out in the sticks. My best friend who is a police officer brought his 4 wheeler over and road it to the dead end and back then rode it around my yard. The nutty neighbor called the police that he was riding it wrecklessly on the road and in the yard (yeah right) so they came out for that and had a good laugh.

3: Loud music when we weren't home. They left a note on my door, we never even play music in the house.

4: Sitting in my office working, wife in the living room and we get a knock. It's a cop and he says he had a report of me and my wife outside yelling at each other 20 minutes before he got there. I proceeded to tell him our neighbors are fucking idiots and we haven't even been outside, much less in an arguement. He apologized and left.

5: Dog was chained up at our shop with a concrete floor. Doghouse in the door of the shop, long ass chain. Dog lover called the cops because it was cold outside and the dog was outside. (chocolate lab with doghouse full of hay)

6: Same dog, same chain. Psycho neighbor called to complain about the dog barking. Middle of the day, he lives 2 acres down and across the street. Cops had a laugh and left.

7: Best friend (cop again) parked his 16 foot trailer 90% in my yard and less than a foot in the street. Wide ass, country, dead end road. 1 week later psycho neighor decided it was in the way so he called the cops. Cops called me on the phone and asked me to move it. I told them I was going to drag it all the way in the yard right then and hung up. When I went outside a cop met me at my driveway and said I didn't need to move it right then because it was raining. He also said he wouldn't even have asked but the guy keeps calling about it. Anyhow, he told me to move it the next day when it quit raining.

Next morning I get a knock from another cop because psycho neighbor has already called about the trailer again. 8:00 am before I woke up to even think about moving it like I discussed with the first cop. I asked the cop if the same idiot keeps calling to bug them and he laughed and said yes, he calls constantly.


You decide, assholes or no?


WTF Lunatics! Who are your neighbours, an old lady or some hillbilly KKK member?:helpme :helpme :helpme

SD Qball 09-22-2004 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I have had the cops to my house 6 or 7 times in the last year. Maybe more, I lost count. I'm ready to move in the middle of 50 plus acres and become a hermit completely.
that is exactly what I am doing, on 27 acres

chupachups 09-22-2004 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neverlearn
Sounds like your Neighbours are fucked dude...heres what I'd do ....go to the grocerie store and buy a case of canned tuna and rent a snow blower.
empty all cans of tuna into a heap, start snowblower, spray evenly over their lawn....repeat.
Make sure they are not home when you do this of course.
Canned tuna is hard to see in amongst thier grass, the snowblower will make it almost particlized... I would use at least 4 cases...
They will have every living breathing animal shitting all over thier yard and making noises etc... they will eat all the evidence and you will be in the clear....

LOL thats diabolic :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

stocktrader23 09-22-2004 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
You should have gotten copies of any reports (and insist a report be made each time it happens). A handful of those taken to your police chief with some witness statements on your behalf will put a quick end to that. It is a crime to call the police under misleading circumstances.

Or move.:glugglug

The dog loving lady is silly but I talk to her on decent terms. The other guy is a bonafied lunatic. I was told he's a manic depressive / skitzo. He was arrested not too long ago for threatening my next door neighbor and they are in the process of suing him right now. He does shit like point bright ass lights at their front porch because he's pissed at em. I won't talk to him because there is no chance it would turn out good.

12clicks 09-22-2004 10:19 AM

why do I get the feeling the oither guys version of things would be vastly different?

mindoza 09-22-2004 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neverlearn
Sounds like your Neighbours are fucked dude...heres what I'd do ....go to the grocerie store and buy a case of canned tuna and rent a snow blower.
empty all cans of tuna into a heap, start snowblower, spray evenly over their lawn....repeat.
Make sure they are not home when you do this of course.
Canned tuna is hard to see in amongst thier grass, the snowblower will make it almost particlized... I would use at least 4 cases...
They will have every living breathing animal shitting all over thier yard and making noises etc... they will eat all the evidence and you will be in the clear....

Very Good and Evil plan!!! Looks like you experimented with this payback method!

stocktrader23 09-22-2004 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
why do I get the feeling the oither guys version of things would be vastly different?
Because I hate Bush?

I don't like people knocking on my door, cops or not. I don't do anything to cause problems because I don't have any desire to deal with them. The next door neighbors have 3 video cameras in their windows pointing at this jackasses house 24/7 to catch all the ignorant shit he does on tape. The list is long and like I said they are already suing him for causing them problems for the last year. He's also been arrested for harrassing them and threatening to kill them.

And of course his version is different. The last guy I knew that was a manic depressive thought he was abducted by aliens and lived in a completely different world from everyone else. I'm sure this guy is the same way.

Screaming 09-22-2004 10:24 AM

Really Big Assholes~!!~

neverlearn 09-22-2004 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mindoza
Very Good and Evil plan!!! Looks like you experimented with this payback method!
***my favorite for dealing with landlords in apartments etc***
Dropping a "fish bomb"
Just before you move out drop a pound of prawns , shrimp or (my favorite) a 20lb salmon down the heating vent or disassemblt floor boards in Kitchen cabinety and place and reassemble...now that is fuckin evil...:mad:

macho 09-22-2004 10:27 AM

Probably your neighbors love you:):winkwink:

mardigras 09-22-2004 10:52 AM

Around here everytime it rains a couple days later crab grass springs up. I never let my grass get very high and a couple times a year I would get a notice from the city (which would arrive after the grass had been cut) informing me I was in violation of the city's beautification project. Anybody can anonymously lodge a complaint and after enough of them you get a summons to appear in court.

I didn't know for sure and had suspected a couple of neighbors for years. I took pictures each time the same day the notes arrived of both my yard and other yards much worse than mine (who oddly weren't getting notes) and on the 2 occasions where there was a summons the court clerk would come the day before and take pictures which always looked better than my pictures so I never had to use them:1orglaugh

Finally the woman messed up and let me catch her having her daughter ride slowly by while she hung out the window with a video camera (lol, my car was in the shop). I think she hit her head on the window when I quickly opened the door and waved and they hauled. I felt bad about suspecting the other neighbors. This woman is on the same side of the street as me and the neighbor closest of the 2 between us has a privacy fence that runs all the way to the road. She can't even see my yard unless she comes out in the street and walks down, or as she drives by. The only thing I can come up that she has a beef with is that my yard is kinda small and that makes my 10' satellite dish look massive. I know I have a couple of neighbors that hope it will blow away each hurricane, but my favorite toy has sat solid for 10 years:)

But back to her, the 2nd time I was in court and the judge threw it out again, I got a moment to talk to the court clerk and although she couldn't tell me who lodged the complaint she was able to confirm that every complaint had been lodged by the same person. I thanked her and told her I planed to persue a harassment matter the next time (which she agreed with). I don't know if she relayed that bit to the woman on a future call or it was the embarrasment of my having caught her with the camera but things have been quiet for 3 years.:glugglug

Internet God 09-22-2004 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
Around here everytime it rains a couple days later crab grass springs up. I never let my grass get very high and a couple times a year I would get a notice from the city (which would arrive after the grass had been cut) informing me I was in violation of the city's beautification project. Anybody can anonymously lodge a complaint and after enough of them you get a summons to appear in court.

I didn't know for sure and had suspected a couple of neighbors for years. I took pictures each time the same day the notes arrived of both my yard and other yards much worse than mine (who oddly weren't getting notes) and on the 2 occasions where there was a summons the court clerk would come the day before and take pictures which always looked better than my pictures so I never had to use them:1orglaugh

Finally the woman messed up and let me catch her having her daughter ride slowly by while she hung out the window with a video camera (lol, my car was in the shop). I think she hit her head on the window when I quickly opened the door and waved and they hauled. I felt bad about suspecting the other neighbors. This woman is on the same side of the street as me and the neighbor closest of the 2 between us has a privacy fence that runs all the way to the road. She can't even see my yard unless she comes out in the street and walks down, or as she drives by. The only thing I can come up that she has a beef with is that my yard is kinda small and that makes my 10' satellite dish look massive. I know I have a couple of neighbors that hope it will blow away each hurricane, but my favorite toy has sat solid for 10 years:)

But back to her, the 2nd time I was in court and the judge threw it out again, I got a moment to talk to the court clerk and although she couldn't tell me who lodged the complaint she was able to confirm that every complaint had been lodged by the same person. I thanked her and told her I planed to persue a harassment matter the next time (which she agreed with). I don't know if she relayed that bit to the woman on a future call or it was the embarrasment of my having caught her with the camera but things have been quiet for 3 years.:glugglug


This is an example of why I hate dealing with people in general and plan on moving to the mountains.

1 persons life sucks = they try to fuck yours

SleazeQueen 09-22-2004 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
When my dog was in heat she had 5 or 6 neighborhood dogs following her.
You really should get your dog fixed or keep her inside when she's in heat. (Edited to say that *I* would call someone if your dog was in heat and wandering loose)

But aside from that, your neighbors are jerks. Either spend some time getting a restraining order or other legal order to keep them from harassing you, or move. :)

Reak 09-22-2004 11:40 AM

agreed

Honeyslut 09-22-2004 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Internet God
You still never answered the question.

Why are they calling the cops on you?

Music? Drugs? What?

My neighbor called the cops on me and all I was doing was bagging up fiberglass from an old barn that we tore down.

There are NUT jobs out there.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-22-2004 11:47 AM

They sound like fucking drama queens...you have my sympathy :(

Honeyslut 09-22-2004 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
Cops don't come without a reason, especially more than once. What reason are they giving?

Are you providing boom-boom entertainment for the neighborhood?:glugglug

They usually come because the person calling makes a fake call saying violence is involved or threat of it.

Gunni 09-22-2004 11:52 AM

stop bothering your neighbours man!

Honeyslut 09-22-2004 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Internet God
This is an example of why I hate dealing with people in general and plan on moving to the mountains.

1 persons life sucks = they try to fuck yours

I would suggest buying more than 40 acres then. I am in the foothills and my current neighbor is the worse person I have ever had to deal with.


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