Tastes Like Chicken
 

"A man accused of murder bragged about cutting off his victim's penis and leg, then cooking and eating them... the pair had been drinking heavily at Loader's campsite at Mandorah before the alleged murder. Loader later told police he 'blanked out' and found Mr Martin lying face up in a large fire near his camp when he 'woke up'. He did not think Mr Martin was clothed and saw his knee 'sticking out' of the fire. 'I kind of woke up, it was dark ? I didn't know what time it was,' Loader told police. 'I seen George on the fire (and) I got freaked out. I just had to get out of the camp, I couldn't stay...' Loader later allegedly boasted about the murder to prisoners while he was in Darwin remand prison, the court was told. Prisoner Daymon Hannila told the court he thought Loader was joking when he described how he killed his victim. '(He said) that he hit the person on the head with a rock, cut off his leg, put it in the fire and cooked it,' Hannila said via video link-up from Townsville prison. '(Then he) cut off his penis, put it in the fire and cooked it and it tasted like chicken.'" ? Sydney Herald Sun (Australia)
When you read a story like this, you can't help but wonder: "Hm, does it really taste like chicken?" You look down at your penis, if you happen to have one, or if you don't then you imagine a penis you've seen, and there doesn't seem to be anything particularly poultry-like about it. It certainly doesn't have wings or a beak. It doesn't lay eggs or feed on corn. Why would it taste like chicken? Human muscle looks pretty raw when the skin is torn off it, so you imagine it would taste more like some kind of red meat.

Still, you don't have much choice but to believe a guy who's been there and done that. If a cannibal says the human penis tastes like chicken, it must taste like chicken... But then you wonder how chickens would feel to know that they taste like dick. It must be pretty insulting. You can imagine chickens trading barbs in the barnyard. "Cluck cluck cluck" is what you hear, but really they're saying, "Motherfucker, you stink like that old farmer's nut sack. Shit..."