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SACRAMENTO, Calif. - After receiving an assignment in health class to bring a healthy snack, five students at an El Dorado County High School decided to bring a scrumptious batch of brownies, but not just any brownies - the "magical" kind. Yes, the students allegedly brought pot-laced brownies to distribute to classmates, according to school officials. Apparently the teacher quickly realized what was going on and brought the dessert to the administration. The students have not been allowed to return to school and face being expelled. Authorities said they have each received misdemeanor citations and could face anything from a fine to time in juvenile hall.

Did you perhaps have some "magical brownies" somewhere between subject line and body of your post?:glugglug

so fucking banned