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LadyGardenSnake 09-21-2004 08:48 AM

Man amputates penis to cure his 'sex addiction'
 
Man amputates penis to cure his 'sex addiction'
Which is like becoming a priest to cure pedophilia. The 41-year-old German decided it was his penis, and not his mind, which was the offending organ. So he surgically removed it with a little help from his old pal vodka to bone up his courage. Then he called a friend and said he'd "done something stupid." The friend called the police, who found the blood-soaked man in his apartment, and his penis under the kitchen table. The amputee asked doctors not to reattach his penis. There's no word on whether or not they complied. Read the full Reuters story:
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...dlyEnoughNews&
storyID=3285156

Funbrunette 09-21-2004 08:49 AM

:thumbsup

Where's the penis at now?

arg 09-21-2004 09:05 AM

Huh...I reckon if he'd lopped off a ball or two, it would have had some effect, as it would eliminate a mechanism of testosterone production. But just his penis, I bet he's going to be just as horny, but with nothing to grab. Man, leg amuptees complain about phantom itches, imagine this poor sap!

Evil Chris 09-21-2004 09:12 AM

LadyGardenSnake, are you searching out all the amputated penis stories today? :1orglaugh

mardigras 09-21-2004 09:13 AM

At least someone that fucked up won't be reproducing.:glugglug

dropped9 09-21-2004 10:10 AM

http://shiceland.com/fun/stfu.jpg

xlogger 09-21-2004 10:12 AM

LadyGardenSnake you need a man in your life, i bet you cant get any because your FAT! :321GFY


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