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MakeMeGrrrrowl 09-20-2004 10:41 AM

Ever heard of a JEWISH PICKLE????
 
Okay where I'm from we call them Jewish pickles. They're the ones you get in deli's and you cut them yourself for your sandwiches or whatever.

Anyway in wawa last night I asked the girl if she had any jewish pickles and then she asked this dude (who looked jewish) and he looked at me (mind you I was stoned with munchies) and said...we prefer to call them deli pickles it's more appropriate. Well I couldn't hear all that well what he was saying....so I just kind of smiled and nodded but thought about what he said. Then I sat there trying to figure out IF I had offended him. So my question is...is JEWISH pickle a slang? Is it offensive? I've never heard them called anything else...I just thought that's what they were called. Maybe it's a philly thing. Someone enlighten me.

SmokeyTheBear 09-20-2004 11:04 AM

you would call it a kosher dill :2 cents:

I couldn't see someone being offended by someone asking for it like that, amused maybe, possibly taken back, or confused

Wiggles 09-20-2004 11:14 AM

yeah we call it a kosher dill here as well, never heard of Jewish Pickle. You never know, you might have offended him, there is a nut that used to be referred to as hahahahahaha Toes, forget correct name at the moment but they are really common and thats what everyone called them, now its not appropriate.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 09-20-2004 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
you would call it a kosher dill :2 cents:

I couldn't see someone being offended by someone asking for it like that, amused maybe, possibly taken back, or confused

But kosher dill's that I buy in the jar taste much different than the "jewish" pickles. I dunno....it was just weird cause I have NEVER heard them called anything different.

mardigras 09-20-2004 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by Wiggles
yeah we call it a kosher dill here as well, never heard of Jewish Pickle. You never know, you might have offended him, there is a nut that used to be referred to as hahahahahaha Toes, forget correct name at the moment but they are really common and thats what everyone called them, now its not appropriate.
Brazil nuts.

Wiggles 09-20-2004 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Brazil nuts.
yeah thats them, couldn't seem to remember the name.

arg 09-20-2004 11:25 AM

Never heard of a Jewish pickle. I have heard of deli pickles and kosher pickles. I really doubt he took any serious offense, was just informing you that "kosher" is the common and preferred (at least to him) term.

Overture searches last month:
Kosher pickle 759
Deli pickle 185
Jewish pickle 0 (they round 25 or less to 0)

Google matches:
"kosher pickle" 2140
"deli pickle" 593
"jewish pickle" 50

So jewish isn't unheard of, but isn't common. Could be a regional thing. Like in a New York deli, I think you'd get the response you got, but maybe in Boise Idaho they'd wonder what a "deli pickle" was and call it a Jewish pickle. Where are you from? I'm from Michigan.

SmokeyTheBear 09-20-2004 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
But kosher dill's that I buy in the jar taste much different than the "jewish" pickles. I dunno....it was just weird cause I have NEVER heard them called anything different.
the other ones are just called deli pickles or deli spears ( when they are quartered ) i dont even think you need the kosher part when you ask for em like that. And they do taste a bit different.. * its prob all the flies that land in the pickle juice * :Graucho

MakeMeGrrrrowl 09-20-2004 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by arg
Where are you from? I'm from Michigan.
I'm in Philadelphia and there's lots of stuff here that no one has heard of and maybe we make up words, I dunno. I just think that dude thought of it as "slang" or something which I NEVER knew and if I did, I wouldn't say it. Oh well, we DO learn something new every day. =)

Raven 09-20-2004 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
But kosher dill's that I buy in the jar taste much different than the "jewish" pickles. I dunno....it was just weird cause I have NEVER heard them called anything different.
I think it's a Philly thing.....or east coast in general.....I've not heard it called that since I moved west.

arg 09-20-2004 11:50 AM

I noticed in my quick googling that Philly was mentioned on some of the sites that said Jewish pickle, so it's probably a local term.

emmanuelle 09-20-2004 12:24 PM

WTF were you doing in Wawa?

naitirps 09-20-2004 12:26 PM

I have, thats what my g/f calls my penis.

XxXotic 09-20-2004 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by emmanuelle
WTF were you doing in Wawa?
wawa rules. i'd give my left arm for a wawa down here

Reak 09-20-2004 12:28 PM

yes

emmanuelle 09-20-2004 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by XxXotic
wawa rules. i'd give my left arm for a wawa down here

You'll change your mind in about 8 weeks
Say hi to the goose for me

phillyrich 09-20-2004 12:30 PM

It's a Philly thing.

EscortBiz 09-20-2004 12:37 PM

lol

there is a myth that jews have small cocks aka small pickles

you owe him and all jews an apology ASAP

MakeMeGrrrrowl 09-20-2004 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
lol

there is a myth that jews have small cocks aka small pickles

you owe him and all jews an apology ASAP

Tard, Jewish Pickles are BIG. =)

EscortBiz 09-20-2004 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Tard, Jewish Pickles are BIG. =)
those are jeremy pickles

Doctor Dre 09-20-2004 12:45 PM

When Ali G laugh about jews it offends them ... pretty much anything offend them . They are jumping on their big horses everytime ...

crackers and niggas are acceptable . But jew ? NAH

anyways

Techie Media 09-20-2004 12:46 PM

OK heres the scoop. Mrs Lightning is from Brooklyn and she has tought me about all the awesome food from there. Well the pickles you are talking about are on the list of awesome food. I order from this place all the time, they ship overnight to me and on their list is those yummy pickles you want, and or need to survive. http://www.pastrami.net/ click on the red link in the center of the page that sys Shipping Menue, 1/2 way down you will see the pickles bro:) Enjoy:winkwink:

MakeMeGrrrrowl 09-20-2004 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by emmanuelle
WTF were you doing in Wawa?
Wawa Rocks. wayyy better than a 7-eleven.

evildick 09-20-2004 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by Wiggles
You never know, you might have offended him, there is a nut that used to be referred to as hahahahahaha Toes, forget correct name at the moment but they are really common and thats what everyone called them, now its not appropriate.
Haha. And here I thought it was just my parents that called them ni gger toes.

block 09-20-2004 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by evildick
Haha. And here I thought it was just my parents that called them hahahahahaha toes.
:1orglaugh Yeah... my parents and grandparents called them that.

TheWildcard 09-20-2004 02:23 PM

I luv jews :thumbsup

Buy him some flowers he'll be okay.

JFK 09-20-2004 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
you would call it a kosher dill :2 cents:

I couldn't see someone being offended by someone asking for it like that, amused maybe, possibly taken back, or confused

yup Kosher be da word:thumbsup

VirtuMike 09-20-2004 03:20 PM

Wawa is superior to 7-11 in almost every way.

And yes, it's a kosher pickle.

And so you know Vlaasic's headquarters is only about 5 miles from the BFB.

FilthyRob 09-20-2004 03:27 PM

Kosher Dill pickles are good to eat, um what a treat

Slang for jewish cock though?

MakeMeGrrrrowl 09-20-2004 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by FilthyRob
Kosher Dill pickles are good to eat, um what a treat

Slang for jewish cock though?

No lol. Slang for a kosher/deli pickle.

emmanuelle 09-20-2004 05:00 PM

lol- I thought he meant Wawa ON- the tiny northern town. I had no idea there was a chain by that name


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